IT'S GREELING TIME
greeling
Hello America I bring you great news today because I am announcing that I am running for President once again. I know the announcement is a little late but who cares I do whatever I want and I wanted to at least let the other candidates think they have a chance. So lets get down to business and talk about the things I will change and Improve on.
I plan on making many changes when I become president. I will first start by demanding an increase in taxes so I can have the country’s money donated to me cause I need to be rich. War will be waged on many countries including allies that we have now so I can declare myself emperor of the world and take over all nations. There also will be death to Canada and I will make Admin perma ban all Canadian citizens.
Now what will I improve you ask. FIrst of all my life will be better cause I shall become richer that sounds like a great improvement. You shall all receive more Greeling with me being CP. Canada will be gone. Everything else will not be improved of and probably will become a huge mess that I will blame on the next president and also on potato.
You ask who will be helping you run this mediocre nation that you will all turn into a great one. Well America its time you meet the greatest cabinet ever thought of.
Vice President: Synesi
I will be forcing him out of 2-clicker mode and get him back into this game. We need to get more of his awesomeness.
Chief of Staff: Cody Caine
I’m gonna bring him back from the evil UK and get him working over here. Plus he has an amazing butt which I want to stare at all day.
Secretary of Defence: batata134
He bought us to war with Canada which was the most patriotic thing ever and its why he is the obvious choice.
Secretary of State: o Gravy
If you knew the things I know he has done you would understand why he is the obvious choice for this.
So now America you can see I am the obvious choice for President and I thank you all for electing me already.
Your Future President
Greeling
Death to Canada
I also would like to thank Chucky Norris and Mister Y for nominating me in the AMP primary.
Comments
FEEL THE GREELING !!!
Voted for the 'Death to Canada'.
is this a self troll?
^ you can tell this guy doesnt know Greeling
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THE FUTURE IS NOW AND THE FUTURE IS GREELING. (and Synesi will be there too)
Finally, a candidate who is presenting some new policies
God I love me some greeling
>Secretary of Defence
>Defence
>DEFENCE
>C
@Hali http://cdn.lastangryfan.com/wp-content/uploads/defence1.jpg?adb689
>Death to Canada
All I needed to hear. Voted.
what can i say.. Good luck and feel the AMPs \o/
Lol, this is funny. This guy kept getting self-nominated on the AMP primaries just for the lolz, since a new law to block those was enacted in the party statute, he decides to make an actual run.
*Claps*
But honestly, as much as your policies might be new and all, I believe you and me know it's a long shot for you to win. Honestly I don't think you stand a great chance but good luck. o/
Voted for lulz!
Voted for lulz! x2
At least he's honest
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Wow I cried during this article......It was amazing!
GREELING FOR DICTATOR!!!!
DOWN WITH CANADIANS!!!
KILL THE GEESE!
I love this article.
Death to Canada!
Birth to the Empire of Nova Roma!
need more greeling ^
FINALLY an honest candidate
+10000 for the choice of potatoes and gravy in your cabinet.
You have my vote...anyone who would admit they are in it for the money and fame deserves to be President...!
Good luck
There's money in the job? About time. $200k per term!
Actually isn't it 400,000 per day...?
Still the obvious choice for the job
Everybody loves the Greep.
needs more greeling
Greeling is full of love
You have my vote!
Voted for lulz! x3
by the way vote number 666
667))))))
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"Actually isn't it 400,000 per day...?"
It's whatever can be skimmed from the budget, I would imagine....
opa greeling style
voted and subbed
>Death to Canada
All I needed to hear. Voted.
BEST AMERICA
hahah
Voted for Death to Canada
oh 'merica ..