[MoEd] Interview with MattrimCauthon.

Day 3,259, 04:58 Published in Ireland Ireland by University of Ireland

Ministry of Education
“Interview with MattrimCauthon.”
Day 3.259

The Irish Ministry of Education has the pleasure to present today to MattrimCauthon!


Currently, he is the Country President of eBulgaria, one of the countries with which we have a Mutual Protection Pact. But he has been Country President 5 times before and 4 times dictator. You will probably have heard this name before because he is an ex-eIrish citizen too.

After a warm welcome in our Ministry with a cold beer in hand, I decided he was drunk enough to start doing the interview. So I started with the questions.

Frida: Tell me Mattrim, are you from Bulgaria in RL?

Mattrim: I am a bulgarian 🙂 99% of the people that are in eBG are real bulgarians. If you poke arround you will see that all of the Balkans are like that 😛

Frida: Yeah, I don't know why this game have such a success in the Balkans 😛

Frida: Any recommendations or advices to possible future visitors?

Mattrim: Go to the Mountains.. visit monasteries. They are really beautiful. Visit Plovdiv, Varna, Sofia...

Frida: We can see in your profile that you’re еMarried to Весна, tell us your love story, please!

Mattrim: Well.... We became close more than a year ago when the first Greek war happened. Then my first Macedonian friend was Goran 🙂 After that we became really good friends with Her Majesty 🙂 hahahahah

Frida: Nowadays you’re the Bulgarian CP: how did you reached this point? Was it a long way to the top?

Mattrim: Come on.. this is my 6th time being CP. I managed to prove my self in the last war against Greece... It was only natural that I will be elected again in the new war Especially when everybody else shied away this month…I am usually chosen when there is a war around.

Frida: Well, we can say then that you're a leader, leading them to victory?

Mattrim: Nah, I a mad man that believes that hate turns the world around. What I have done last year when we forced Greece on a NAP and this year when I helped , was only because I detest the greeks and their arrogance.

Frida: The power of hate is more or less equal than the power of love 😃

Mattrim: It is more. Love .... bah love turns into hate than u want to kill. AHUM 😃

Frida: Do you like the experience of being CP?

Mattrim: Nope. I hate being a Cp. I was 4 terms dicator. We had our perfect solution: One Dictator and MUs that controlled and there were advisors, our Round table

Frida: What’s better? To be CP or dictator?

Mattrim: Dictator. Our congress is not very active, they are like a boiled potato. When I was a Dictator, I tried to listen to our top MUs and it worked.

Frida: Mmmm seems there are potatoes around the world, we also have one potatoe in our crew 😛

Frida: Some recommendations to someone who wants to go to eBulgaria?

Mattrim: Hahahah to be honest... eBG is not newbie friendly, crazy fucks and tanks can find several MUs. But newbs? Well, we have our CareBears. Well ,we are friendly towards all of our allies, but here come only people that wanna get the 10% damage of the NE bonus...

Frida: How you see eBulgaria in the present? And in the future?

Mattrim: In the present? Well if we do not manage to get a NAP, I see at least 2-3 more months of contstant war. In the future? depends how far.. I see the returning of our two lord Stolch and Buca 🙂 😃

Frida: Name eBulgaria’s best Friends and worst enemies.

Mattrim: Best friends... Macedonia, Spain, Russia, Iran. Worst enemies? This is easy..Greece, Turkey, Argentina, USA

Frida: We can also see that you’ve been in eIreland before, how was your experience?

Mattrim: Well, good. We were very good friends witn Don Croata, We are still friends but things change.

Frida: How do you see eIreland now?

Mattrim: An old friend.

Frida: Do you think eIreland and eBulgaria relationships will be maintained?

Mattrim: Yes, as long as Ireland does not go back to Adriatica.. But even then.. Ireland can never be our enemy.

Frida: Some comment to eIreland population?

Mattrim: Tiocfaidh ár lá*

*Tiocfaidh ár lá: "Our day will come" in Irish. (At least it is according to Google Translator)

Thank you very much to MattrimCauthon for this nice interview. It has been a pleasure to make this interview to you. You can come to have another beer whenever you want 😛



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