IFP Santy Hat Appeal

Day 3,296, 06:15 Published in Ireland Ireland by MR. HANK SCORPIO
This is an IFP sponsored article

Hello Party Members & Citizens of eIreland,

Today marks the start of Xmas fm (https://christmasfm.com/listenin/ please ensure you have this page set as your homepage) and with it the official start to the holiday season.

Did you know the "F" in IFP stands for Festive and Santy Claus himself was one of its founding fathers? As the official festive party of eIreland we lead the campaign to rid our community of its many, many grinches!


(Hank Xmas Tip #1: Santy delivers presents to IFP members before anybody else)

Unfortunately it seems that eIreland's climate of gale force whines & year round tear showers make it the ideal breading ground for grinches. Like flees to a clean head of hair these monsters are determined to keep the "Anti" in "Santy".



The IFP calls upon the people of Ireland to unite against these monsters and don a Santy hat avatar. It is a known fact that Santy hats to grinches are like garlic to vampires and if we get enough people to wear one we might just repel these monsters out of Ireland. You have no excuse, draw a santy hat on your profile picture and join Santys army.

St. Patrick banish the snakes now its time for Saint Hanky to banish the grinches!



Last Xmas the Demi-Grinch aka WHS falsified Santy's Bold Boy list by adding a number of ICA members to it




XMAS SONG TIME


You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better get voting I'm telling you why,
Hanky Claus is coming,
Hanky Claus is coming,
Hanky Claus is coming to...



























































THE ILP!!!!!



Happy Holidays from The IFP
Hank