IA, The Future Is Now!
AdUnit
Hello ladies, gentleman, and Claudio. The party presidential elections are tomorrow and I saw Wilpanzer has an article announcing his election plans. I'm not a guy who wants to be outdone so I must make and article that deems him as obsolete and question his qualifications and loyalties (in good spirit). So here we begin.
First off, a little background about myself. I've been a member of many political parties trying to find a place that matches up with my ugly personality. I believe the IA is the place for this to happen because there are many citizens in the party that aren't fully engaged. Since we can't force them to be engaged, we have to think of other ways to draw their interest. I want to send a weekly message to every citizen as a sort of news memo to let the 2-clickers know what we're doing in our eCountry. This may perk their interest and get them slightly aroused to join in on the fund.
I will also push for an increase in support for citizens of eSA. We have been receiving rent payments from our (allies?) for a while now and we should send it back to the citizens. This could be done in the form of weapons or a cash drop. Why is the government hoarding onto so much cash? What are we Apple? Microsoft? There's no need for us to have such a colossal display of reserves. If you share these views with me, please by all means vote for me.
And now the last part of this article will be the part that truncates all the other candidates' credibility and gives you no other person to vote for.
Wilpanzer
I love Wil, you love Wil, we all love Wil. But is he truly loyal????? He recently returned back from his soul searching mission from Netherlands, Norway, and Canada. Would a truly loyal person leave the country in an attempt to find greener pastures? Negative ghostrider.... His profile picture has the Netherlands flag in it? What is that? We want this guy representing our stellar party? Goodbye?. This article also shows that recently he said he was tired of eRepublik. Soooooo why is he attempting to run for PP? I'm just as befuddled as you are. Moving on.
Had3z
Yeah I know he used to be CP and he's more well known then me but to newer players. They have no idea who this guy is. He is like Casper the ghost. Everybody's heard of him, but nobody has seen him. We as a party deserve a more active member to serve our spiritual and sexual needs.
kuckuck
To be honest I got nothing on ya. But either way IA, do we want to vote for somebody who has been PP approximately a billion times? Or do we want some excitement? Do we want hope? I will serve the masses and will listen to all voices of the party. Not just the big names or people I'm friends with.
Angel With Attitude
Angel is one of our best warriors and has some political experience as well. But there is something quite discouraging about him. His military unit MU. He is a Mercenary!!! Does IA want a merc running our party? Why don't we just sell out to the devil (Brazil) as well!!! Blasphemy!
Well there ya have it, I gave you a couple reasons to vote for ya boyyy. I gave you more reasons not to vote for my inferior candidates. Make sure you go vote tomorrow and I wish all candidates and may the best looking/smartest/most qualified candidate win.
Be smart, use protection, and vote AdUnit.
Comments
AdHat for the win!
read and vote. good luck.
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o7 IA, don't be afraid to use your unit.
I second what you say about Wilpanzer. He left SAGP and ditched his country and when he came back, he joined up SAGP again and left us because I would not just let him right back into HQ. He was in the party, newly named African National Alliance, for just TWO DAYS and started talking about reforming us and calling IRC meetings. If Wil doesn't get his way, he will just leave IA too. He's a good guy, but needs to settle down somewhere and decide who and what he's actually loyal to, if anything.
Well, if history is to count for anything I don't think people should vote for you either. Do you?
Recent history and ancient history are completely different things. Judging me based on v1 would be like judging Egypt based on what the Pharaohs did to the Jews in 1800BC. They don't persecute Jews anymore. There aren't anymore left there. They have Christians for that purpose now.
You're still a slivering snake lurking in the grass. I left SAGP because of you. I've written countless proposals in party PMs, all which were ignored. You call secretary general "princess" and you present EVERYTHING about your party as satire. Now, I've read a lot of your old articles and I see the same trademark everywhere. If you ask me, you're still just a troll.
O snap this just got reallllll.
It's a game and I am role playing. It's much more fun that way for everyone and that's what this country needs for people to be active. Arguing politics and encouraging people to leave for Norway does not help this country. It hurts it.
*insert epic quote*
On a serious note, I was in a Dutch MU for some time, but returned to eSAAF the moment I got VP.
We share some of their culture and 3/4 of their flag.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vR7CkX2gWY
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I have been 3 times PP because the current PP has left the position, is the firs time I candidate.
Voted anyway.