I am not an air virgin any more

Day 3,320, 03:22 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by xam xam

After our failure in landing in Romania, we decided to wage a war against Israel.

During the past days I was constantly wasted 24/7. Today I woke up and saw a cypriot air battle incoming. At first, I did 85k damage with some croats really close behind me.

Then I received a pm from Bautista Diego Reyes saying that I should do more than 100k damage if I wanted that medal. My answer was the same as always "me broke, me gypsy king".

And then the unexpected happened, Santa came into town and I received some gifts from him (ebs and gold) and went all out in that final battle that closed the campaing, getting also the Sky Hero Medal. He also did 50k damage and stayed in 3rd position.

I would like to thank my mom for making me such an awesome poor beggar and my father's balls for staying robust all those year until conceiving me, and our former aussie president whom I welcome to our community. When he learned we elected Georgelakeland as our CP he was in ecstasies and would love to join us. I couldn't deny pain to a mazochist, so the rest is history.

Here's some live footage from the battle:





Here's a little detour to Syria for some tea:



Here's a photo from our recently bought aircraft carrier