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You can't say you were first 'cause I'm first, so there!

I'm myself.

I'm better than you because I spent the day IRL, not in front of a computer.

Dude, you should know the answer.

I'm Jelly. Just say my name in #USLP

because my english grammar is better... and you're american

should be "better than I"

🙂

I'm better than you because I know this is true in 50% of the generic complete and transitive pre-orders that contain both of us.

I'm better than you because your name is too long.

I'm better than you because im writing this message after you wrote " You're kidding? No one wants one of my gold? "

But you are better then me so I cant possibly make you believe that I am better then you. So now I'm just gonna hope you donate the gold to me.

kiss ass ^

umm....im better then you because im taking your gold and your giving it to me ?

@Shino336, I spent part of the day IRL. I took my dogs out and it rained. I'm not complaining 'cause we needed the rain and it is a lot cooler now, but I did get wet.

@Monsieur Guillontine, normally I am more responsible in the use of grammar, but as I was wish to "cause trouble", I was using my trouble causer speak.

I've still not found what I'm looking for. Surely someone is profoundly better.

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i'm better than you because i don't spam my friends shout box with selfish crap. 😛

cause we are not brother

I'm better than you because... look at my avatar pic... it's a motherf*cking hawk with a knife in it's beak. Case closed.

I'm better than you because I created an app that can help people.

I AM GBGETTER BECAUSDSE R I PLAY DRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNMKKKKKKKKKKKK.

OK, so far twisted-pixel at Day 1,356, 21:19 is gonna be the winner if you lazy ass people can't give me a harder time than this.

I`m better than you because my profile pic is a shirtless man... not some random noise us modern people have never heard.

just give it to me and go to sleep!

I'm better than you because I'm not sleepy!

Give it to me because I am better at puking than you. And I can drink more.

I'm better because I'm an International Hero.

I'm better then you because I don't want the gold.
(also because I can use reverse psychology)

OK, game's over. twisted-pixel wins, you can't say I didn't give fair warning. So I spam my friends shout boxes with selfish crap? Well... Your Mama wears army boots. Wait. She probably does. OK, your mama's so fat her ass...

Oh never mind I'm going to bed. I'll send twisted-pixel his gold in the morning, along with a little something for the rest of you bums. G-night.

I'm better than you because I didn't even pay attention to this lousy crap until it didn't matter any more thus reserving enough time in my life to publish my own lousy crap which is clearly slightly less lousy than your lousy crap.

I am better than you because you said so yourself.

i'm better than u, because i don't believe in the hover shoes from u'r favorite video. hover shoes are fake and lame and ghey. and if they existed, its still pretty lame and pointless yo. what, u gonna wave u'r hands like a parrot and try to move for a yard? xD

oh yeah and im better than u because i dont eat pickles. i see u like them a lot. pickles > gastric acid > ulcer > epic death. your tombstone epitaph will be like "here lies our belobed bla bla bla, died from a vegetable over dose" xD

now gimme the gold, the second one kicks ass

no u!