How much does eIsraeli citizenship cost? | כמה עולה אזרחות ישראלית?
Mike Cromwell
Today is a good day. There is no even a single cloud in the sky and the sun shines so hard. It's such waste to sit at home in this weather. Well, today I want to go to the market. Let me check what is needed to be bought. Hmm, I've got lots of fruits...vegetables as well...Hmm.. Oh! I've got a good idea! There's one thing I really need to have actually. It's eIsraeli citizenship.
Alrighty, I see the first stall. Hmm, there are so many people around. It seems this seller is having a cheap commodity. Oh, yeah, he wants to get for citizenship only 3 gold.
The weather is so beautiful. Let me walk around and see the other offerts.
There's another stall. I see ex Country President of eIsrael staying behind it. He wants to get a bit more gold.
Another seller..
And another one.
There's another stall. But there are only a few people around. Let's check why...
Oh, yeah...this seller is so greedy.
Another stall and I finally found a man who likes a bargain.
היום זה יום יפה. בשמיים יש עננים יפים והשמש זורחת. לשבת בבית היום זה פשוט לא בסדר. טוב היום אני רוצה ללכת לשוק. בוא נבדוק מה צריך להיקנות. הםםם, יש לי הרבה פירות וירקות...או! יש לי רעיון נפלא! יש דבר אחד שאני צריך דווקא, זה אזרחות אי-ישראלית.
יופי אני אראה את ההצעה הראשונה. הםם כל כך הרבה אנשים מוכרים פה. נראה שהמוכר הזה מוכר דיי בזול. או כן, הוא רוצה 3 גולד לאזרחות.
מזג האוויר נפלא. בוא נלך לטיול ונחפש הצעות אחרות.
או הנה עוד הצעה. אני רואה נשיא מדינה לשעבר שעומד מאחוריה. הוא רוצה עוד טיפה גולד.
עוד מוכר...
ועוד אחד...
והנה עוד הצעה אבל יש פה רק כמה אנשים ליד. בוא נראה למה.
או כן.... המוכר הזה מאוד חמדן.
עוד הצעה וסוףסוף מצאתי מוכר שאוהב מציאה
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sad story... how RL Israelis can sold Israel?
SHAME ON YOU!
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מראה את הרמה של אנשים פה
i love sawc
Well, you guys did a great job!
TROLOLO
There are two potential problems with this behavior:
1. Those Congress members are actually willing to sell CS; or
2. Those Congress members are scammers who will take the gold and not give CS
Either way, it is corrupt.
Btw, I have 3 gold and I want eIsraeli citizenship!
חחחח נורא אמיתי לבחון ככה את הדברים....
This is sad.
Voted
Shameful
Thank you sawc for this amazing undercover work. 🙂
danm
Wow?!
this is really sad 🙁
any way at least i can say i'm fine...
Rickolas to Sir Arthur William Currie | 2 days ago
I don't sell cs's mate. If someone can vouch for you I'll be glad to accept your cs 🙂
Voted.
This is the problem with children, they are too immature and they have the "me, me, and me" complex.
They do not think for the betterment of the whole, only for themselves.
All these people mentioned are enemies of the state.
Specially Lieber, what a shame to see an e😜resident in that list.
Shame on you Lieber.
בעיקר מביך ועצוב
gotta love the "if you are not PTO" to give themselves some good self-conscious 😁
Sad and shameful. It just show you what people are willing to do for few golds - money, sell their own country, and this is just a game, imagine what they are willing to do for money in RL.
Of course people like this are first to moralise about RL corruption and bribery commited by people like Ehud Olmert.
Shame on you... sells their country for a bit gold.
Thanks to sawc, and my friend Pjeter Doda.
V
מביך.
Shameful.
Wow...there is a stereotypical comment in here somewhere. However, I will refrain from saying it.
However, I will say that this is really quite pathetic. Congress people anywhere getting rich off people seeking citizenship.
No one asked one question about any references, etc. Perhaps eIsrael is ripe for a PTO...just saying.
ethel perhaps these congressmen seen the irish ptoer ASKING how much and thought to go ahead and make a little money off of him being as he wanted to offer it, im sure most israelis here are not mad at the irish pto that is taking place in israel and are more than willing to accept them, you cant blame these congressmen for being willing to accept something that was being offered in the first place... i did not see the irish ptoer asking for citizenship and a congressman asking for money ... but
an irish ptoer asking for citizenship and asking how much they wanted for it....
lol, dumbass in action
I was going to come up with a joke about this, but that's just bad.
Actually Filthy, this was a coordinated sting operation to expose corruption in eIsrael. As you can clearly see, an ICA member, dudi2s (now former) was one of the people caught. He is no longer welcome in our MU. We won't tolerate corruption.
Excellent work on sawc's part. This isn't the last time this will be done and it won't always be ICA asking. Be warned that if you're caught trying to sell CS you WILL be exposed; so don't do it.
עצוב... רק אני אשכרה רציתי לשלוח לבחור שאלות ולהפנות אותו ליובל שוב ?
למרות שהוא כבר לא אבל אני חושב שכן...
פשוט מבאס ת'בוקר... נו מה יהיה תגידו בסוף אני אצטרך לסנן פה כמו טיפוסים מהפרצוף שלי... השם שלהם קופץ יותר מדי בכל מיני כתבות תחקיר וחשיפות.
סחטיין על התחקיר סטייל עובדה - צריך לחשוף את הדברים האלו ככה בלי בושה עם הקפה של הבוקר אולי אולי קצת הבושה קצת קצת תצרוב לאנשים בלב...
Im VERY surprised at some of the people there...
I got the same message and it got ignored by me!
Very sad!
im very surprise and ashame....i didn't excpect to see something like this happen. We should make a black list of congressmen and put them with the ones that didn't donate the gold to the state.
@danis: The value of donating one's medal in this day and age is debatable. The wisdom of giving it all to a player is even more debatable.
Selling CS on the other hand is a shameful and dangerous practice. It opens up the country to people who are clearly not into playing fair.
I wouldn't fault someone for not donating their medal with those reservations. I cannot imagine a good excuse for selling CS. Just greed at work.
חחחחחח לא התכוונתי לתת אזרחות, רציתי לקחת את הגולד ולא לענות לו יותר.
lol i didont mean to give him the c.s.
i have just want to take the money and to not answer to thim anymore
K0munista how you can open this article after you aproved the big PTO of eisrael?Formic
Hapoel Petach Tikva: you are just mad 'cause you got caught and now second time as scammer... very sad
Hapoel: I like you, mate. However, this is not about casting blame for previous actions whose ramifications are unknown and that were freely admitted. It is about dishonest backroom behaviour that endangers the country. Formic isn't much of any threat. Random CS buyer could be. Saying that you would take the gold - scam him - doesn't make it better. It makes things far worse in fact. It is dishonest and disgusting behaviour unworthy of an eIsraeli citizen.
I am shocked and appalled, especially at Lieber.
חח אגב אני ממש לא מוטרד מזה, כי מי שבאמת מכיר אותי יודע שאני לא אעשה את זה באמת...
הרעיון שעמד מאחורי זה, זה שרציתי שכל מי שמנסה לקנות אזרחות ישלם, אני לא אאשר אותו והוא לא ינסה לקנות שוב וככה להיפטר מעוד אדם שקנה אזרחות..
בכל מקרה, הכתבה הזאת לא משקפת כלום.
אם כבר היה צריך ללכת יותר רחוק ולשלם את הגולד ולראות אם הוא מאשר... זה היה משקף באמת מי מוכר.. כי יש הבדל ענק בין דיבורים למעשים.
מעולם לא עניין אותי אינטרסים אישיים על פני המדינה וזה גם מעולם לא יעניין אותי..
ליבר.. זה סתם מציג אותך באור שלילי בין אם כן ובין אם לא... סקאם
@Ilan why second time?
@Amun i never aproved someone before asking the immigration minister.
just think about that: if PTO want c.s and after that he pay so much for c.s he will not get the c.s so maybe he will give up?
Excuses, excuses, ah does excuses. When you are caught, excuses are even more pathetic than just being caught.
It was a pleasure helping Israel. Greetings from Albania.
@Hapoel: Scamming anyone is wrong. Doesn't matter who it is.
WOW
I'm so shameful.As the former Minister of Immigration, it's really sad to see those kind of things.
WTF is going on with you Israel?!
SAWC - Very good job mate, reveling the true !
yuvy - who's the Minister of Immigration now? Do we even have one?
sramota : (
I think that TomKafir is now
סתם שאלה איפה השוק לקניית אזרחות?
these are israelis ? Then they divide ppl who r hebrew speakers or non hebrew speakers...Shame on all of you traitors
Amun it is truly funny when you oppose the citizenship merchants and oppose the corruption yet your military unit is full of purchased accounts... that's the most illegal of all things...
חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח איזה אנשים..
אני בכלל לא עניתי לו -____-
to answer your response Amun, im aware it was as sting operation , but you guys should have used someone less savory. The congressmen probally would have let this guy be a citizen anyways but the guy offered money.... it would have worked better if you guys got someone from a ONE country instead of an ICA guy which congressmen are letting in left and right... for instance if you have a car worth 5 grand and i offer you 10 grand from the jump, are you gonna turn my 10 grand down? be honest .