Goodbye
Sir Peter Otool
All missions has been completed. I wanna retire from military unit,party, and company. this game really wasted my time, same as my real life. I wish commit suicide to end this wasting life.(Sir alex Hamilton.18.12.16)
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Sir Peter Otool
All missions has been completed. I wanna retire from military unit,party, and company. this game really wasted my time, same as my real life. I wish commit suicide to end this wasting life.(Sir alex Hamilton.18.12.16)
Comments
I too would rather hang myself then be in the British Patriots. Come and have some fun in BestPCP while you decide to jump off the bridge or not...
no. I will do that painless. with Tramal. It's safer and too much clean.
You are too caring, if I was ever gonna be that rude, I'd make sure it was messy and embarrassing!
RN is where it's at.
Opioids are kinda passe. This season, helium exit bags are the way to go.
Huh, think this is probably the best "I quit eRep" message I've seen so far.
PS. can I get your stuff, bro?
No, he promised me his Tutu.
Looking at your profile, it doesn't seems you wasted much time on the game...
And you are?
Probably time for you to quit when you've been playing so hard an entire year goes by without you noticing...
It's 18-12-2017.
never even noticed...
R.I.eP.
u really leave the game? 😢
more player goes to the "eRepublik graveyard" so sad...
Real quitters don't say goodbye and wait for sympathetic replies. They just go.
See you around.
I am 100% with you on this one - if the one thing that I hate it is noisy quitters who decide to leave with the aim of taking as many others with them as possible....
Believe me, all your missions are not complete. Plato will always give you more. And if you're serious about the whole topping yourself thing, call the Samaritans on 116 123. If you're not, then stop wasting our time with attention-grabbing stuff.
TL😉R 8/10 needs more cats.
Hey, you are only lvl 30 and not even on NHS list for free food!!
Me: "Hello Samaritans, how can I help"
Sir AH: "Umm, everything is terrible"
Me: "Yes, that's about right. But what's different about it today"
Sir AH: "Today I'm standing on the Golden Gate Bridge, I'm going to end it all, dive into the water and go to heaven"
Me: "Well actually the impact is tremendous. The body goes from roughly 75 to 80 mph to nearly zero in a nanosecond. The physics of inertia being what they are, internal organs tend to keep going. The force of impact causes them to tear loose..."
Sir AH: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be sympathetic and listen to me crying"
Me: "...which means you die one of two ways, or a combination of both. One, you hit the water and the impact kills you. Sometimes the jumper is knocked unconscious. Other times, the jumper survives for a time. The person can be seen flailing about in the water, trying to stay afloat, only to succumb to the extensive internal bleeding. Death can take seconds or minutes. Two, you drown. You hit the water going fast, and your body plunges in deep. Conscious or otherwise, you breathe in saltwater and asphyxiate."
Me: "The sea reclaims bodies quickly. Fish eat them. Not just sharks, but little fish. They eat the eyes and other tender parts. As the body decays and opens up, all manner of sea creatures move in to feed. Eventually, the body comes apart."
Sir AH: "Maybe I'll think about it some more"
Me: "Naw really, you sure?"
Real suicides don't play the attention queen with a dramatic public message, they just do it.
See you in a few months when you're back