Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 9]

Day 2,356, 03:15 • Published in USA USA • by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests".
Seeed - Papa Noah - for the mood!








But before starting the actual topic, see this first...




Immigration Office of Chile
AleP1983, Citizen of Italy
"i am an italian player and i want your Citizen 🙂"
Congressman: You wanna eat them? Preparing pizza with pieces of Chilean citizens?


Immigration Office of Argentinia
Daniel Tanted, Citizen of Canada
"I am a hard worker and would like to contribute with your country. "
Congressman: You're Canadian. You're not working hard enough.


Immigration Office of the United States of America
asaxton, Citizen of the United Kingdom
"Form submitted on the 30.04.2014 at 04:48 erepublik time. Thank you."
Congressman: Form expires on 05 May 2014 at 04:48 erepublik time. Thank you.

frelore, Citizen of Canada
"Looking for a more stable ecountry and think the US is best. Hope the change will be mutually gratifying."
Congressman: Of course the eUS is more stable than eCanada. We wiped your whole country. Rejected.

light666, Citizen of Canada
"I am a spanish player who would like to become an eUSA citizen for economical reasons, but who also will fight for eUSA with all my strength. Thanks for your time."
Congressman: You Canadians are the worst.

Immigration Office of Albania
A L E G R I A, Citizen of Bosnia and Herzegovina
"Being eMarried in eAlbania and madly in love with my eAlbanian eHusband, I am looking forward talking eAlbanian citizenship. Regards, Alegria"
Congressman: Get into my bed honey and be fast. (It was the eHusband accepting her!)


Immigration Office of Greece
polemidakis, Citizen of Serbia
"Hi, I would like to take Argentinian citizenship. Please accept my application. Thanks"
Congressman: Hello polemidakis, seriously.. how bad are your geographical skills? This is the Immigration Office of Greece.


Immigration Office of China
ismzje, Citizen of Serbia
"hello china Serbia is powerful but china is most powerful. only power powerest most powerful or power powerful the most powerful"
Congressman: …

Immigration Office of Lithuania
BoZoLaTiOn, Citizen of Spain
"Please accept my ch, I need her. 🙂 ........................................."
Congressman: Hello, you can't just wait for a CampaignHero medal. You need to fight for it! Furthermore I am not sure what this gotta do with immigration.


Immigration Office of Canada

Congressman: Who cares, eh? We're losers anyway.






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