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Peace, love and potatoes my friends!

Once again, the New World is at war. People all around the virtual world one more time are about to experience pain, suffering and destroyed potato fields. Considering that all of us are more or less civilized, such thing in the 21st century should not happen.

Obviously, we could talk and argue who started all this mess, but, in the eyes of the Man Above, we have all sinned, so I don`t think it is necessary to point fingers to anyone, especially zzzingo, and say that he caused this trouble. He knows damn well that this is all his fault.

But what has been done, can`t be undone, so we must live with consequences and seek solutions for this global crisis and learn from our mistakes so that such things do not happen again, and this is where I step in to the rescue by establishing something that will change everything.


UN council of peace and agriculture

In the beginning, to clarify, my institution in no way, shape or form is affiliated with the multi farm that Plato is running, we are a legitimate organization that is founded and run by me, your moral compass AunsxOM.

Our mission is to maintain the stability of the New World, to prevent conflicts and to educate people about the best farming techniques available in this game. Driving your tank on a field makes a farmer sad, seeing amount of weird looking golden corn bits grow makes a farmer happy. I know that, my hobby is potato.

Solving and preventing conflicts is what this organization will tirelessly do, for small fee of course, since all the upkeep costs otherwise would be hard to deal with. We are open for every country to join, as keeping peace around the world is the noblest of causes one can support. For a small fee of 2% of all industry GDPs our members will enjoy full support of our organization. During times of conflict we promise to publish at least one article every three days telling the truth, or at least how we see things.

But small conflicts tend to grow into large ones, so to prevent that from happening, we also offer following services:
- eDivorces. For 10% of your belongings I will make divorce settlements and decide who takes the custody of eKids.
- Medal disputes. Can`t decide who is right and who is wrong in a medal dispute? You made the first hit but he brings up the “first refresh rule”? Come to me and for a small fee of 20% from the medals worth you will find out. Why this costs 2x more than eDivorce? Because 2x more tears are usually involved.
- Medal stealing. If your medal is stolen, for a small of 1 gold I will sentence the offender to 10 BH races with Scipio Africanus Cornelius. If offender is Scipio himself, FIKTORIUS will be called to help.


Within the first ten minutes of existence, our organization has already solved some major issues.

Asteria dominance will be solved by changing alliance name of Asteria to antiAsteria and vice versa. After the changes will be done, antiAsteria will hold 3000% of world damage and Pacifica puppets will become brave fighters. Pacifica name should stay the same because Pussyfica sounds funny.

jynren and his awful clinic with many patients and lot of time has been relocated to Africa, where their tears are meliorating wheat fields. First reports are indicating record yields, so it looks like world hunger issue has been solved. We can only thank them for the sacrifices they are making to make the world a better place.

A fine of 5000cc has been set to anyone who argues about puppets. We as farmers should not fight over who has better scarecrows guarding their fields. All fines must be paid to me.


To show you how great we are at what we do, you can comment here the issue you have and I personally will solve it for free. One time offer, do not miss your chance. Also, please subscribe to my newspaper to not miss any updates and announcements from our organization and to help me get my Media Mogul medal.

Make potato not war!
Peace!

Yours truly,
AunsxOM