Failblog alert: Welcome to the eUSA

Day 987, 19:47 • Published in USA USA • by Marcus Patterson

Dear readers,

We are full of fail!

Why? You ask...



Because of this guy. Bradley Reala!

Worst ePresident of all time? Let me know how you feel with a comment.

SWITCHING TOPICS

My passion for this game is dying. I no longer enjoy going on this game, even for 2 minutes. However, i refuse to go without giving away my gold. I am worth 100g...yeah. I don't even remember how I made that much, but over time, I guess, my companies got really successful and I sold a bunch of them and the ERX was a good time for me, at least in the beginning. Anyways, no one cares about my background/past in this game, I don't even care, so I want to ask one question to all my readers. What should I do with this gold? Let me know via comments or PM, your choice. Please don't write "you should give it to me, cause I'm awesome", otherwise I will send a demon baby to haunt your dreams, like so:



I don't know if I will release another article like my last one. My good articles are emotionally driven, but the only emotion i have right now is RAGE.

WHY DO YOU SUCK BRADLEY!?!?!

---California is Polish
---Russia has been pulverizing our butthole
---Our budget has been shrunk
---The economy is terrible
---No one can find a job unless their a harvester...including me
---Congress has been mostly inefficient for several months (this congress may finally break this cycle though)
---Croatia was Pto'ed
---EDEN is on the brinks of collapse (internal fighting, PTO threats, Aussies losing Western Australia, etc)
---Our president finds going afk, not writing articles, and being inactive all acceptable activities for a president

If you disagree with some of the reasons why this country sucks, then please, tell me why in a calm manner. However, if you think Brad was a great POTUS, don't try to prove it to me, I won't listen.

Well, alrighty then,
Thanks for reading!

Sincerely,
MP

I like Turtles.