Domestic Solutions

Day 4,772, 19:53 Published in USA USA by chickensguys
Mandalorian Party.
For the past several weeks, controversy has swirled around the existence and goals of the Mandalorian party. I am happy to announce that the Mandalorian party has seen a significant reduction in members. From once being in the mid-30s the party has since been reduced to the low 20s. I believe this is a good step and works to build trust in the community. I would like to thank everyone for coming together to find a solution.

Fly By Priorities.
This government program has since its inception been designed to deliver targeted damage to specific locations. It can be contrasted with GIMP which merely rewards active players in air battles generally and the Chicken Dividend that rewards players for posting in the national feed.

Ever since I started distributing Fly By Priorities, I have noticed a few things. People love to post a variety of things in the national feed. Under a Fly By Priority post, the only thing that should be posted in the comments are positive numbers greater than 0. These numbers should reflect the number of kills the player did in the battle.

This makes it much easier to pull and parse the data so we can deliver that sweet sweet cc in a timely manner.

Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States