Dear India,
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by St Krems
I’d like to dispel some of the untruths and, quite frankly, lies that have been accumulating in your media recently. As you will easily notice by checking the recent citizenship applications tab in the Pakistani society page, a lot of Americans have recently moved to Pakistan. You assume that this means that there is a concentrated national American effort to aid Pakistan in your war with each other.
I’m writing to assure you that this is not the case, those Americans you see are simply a small political break-away group from our country, gone to practice Dioism in the sands. I can not speak for their intentions towards your country, but please rest assured that they have no government backing whatsoever and that our military and our civilian population (via the MPP which I signed with your country only 6 days ago) stand firmly behind you. It is not within anyone’s power to control all of the citizens of a country (it would make the game rather dull if it was) and so I can not stop them. The most I can do is apologise and assure you that as a nation, America still stands with you against the invasion by Serbia.
Let us not let our very long history and friendship be ruined by a handful of political dissidents and instead let us move on with our common goal of a strong and free India. We stand with you against the smelly Serbian horde.
Hail India
Hail USA
Hail EDEN
St Krems
By The Grace of Dio,
President of the eUnited States of America
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inb4 someone misreads.
inb4emotions
hoped this might be coming 🙂
inb4indians
I see
Can't they just PTO Pakistan and bother Serbia?
inb4memes
Oh, wait.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Let the trolling begin.
Serbia didn't invade India, we swapped through.
We honored Indians, unlike America, you guys took NWFP from them.xD
Max_McFarland has military access to your forums and chats.
He's one of those Dioists, and you say it's not official?xD
Woxan, ex-cp; Killing-time, a presidential candidate; Gulden Draak, Joshua Patterson...
Who are you kidding?xD
pig disgusting up in here
Emerick saved America.
SEES brought America to it's greatest height with Krems.
Our work is done here and, to be honest, being constantly trolled and denounced as Nazis by the people we've all done so much for is getting old.
America is going to have to find its own way, now. We're moving on to bigger and better things.
Providing oral pleasure to crap allies like India is one of many reason I chose to relinquish ties with the eUS.
You honored India by swinging a back room deal for someone to push the retreat button? You have an odd sense of honor...
One of my contemporaries pointed this out and I agree, it needs clarification.
By 'we' I don't mean SEES. I just mean a group of us who are fed up with America and it's fixation with f***ing itself.
right...
Bigger and better things???.Well Yes and no. S.E.E.S will continue creating the best members and Potus's for the next generations.However we must first remind the rest of the country about there obvious greed and apparent ignorance.We have came to rescue time and time again and until the world see's that,we will be called nazi's because they are jealous of our success.S.E.E.S will be seen as a hero soon enough and I suspect the apologizes will be rolling in from all sides.
Hail S.E.E.S
@Choc: welcome to Pakistan, mate!🙂
Cry some moar Clueless 😃
Please stop trolling our President's paper you break away ex-Americans.
@Jeep, on the contrary, my american friend. I simply love this article.😃
Both Pakistan, Serbia and Krems are p cool guy
WAT DO
hmm
India is cow disgusting...
I'm so glad these SEEStards are leaving my country. Enjoy Pakistan, and please stay there.
I agree with all the Nicholas Ryan says
Clueless,
As one of the moderators of the eUS Forum, I can assure you that none of those terrorists have any level of access, especially Max McFarland 2. They are unfortunately a lawless sect of former Americans that want nothing more than to run around the world and cause unnecessary duress to others. They just want to role-play like fgts.
To put it bluntly, they are a band of gypsy rabble.
>I'm so glad these SEEStards are leaving my country. Enjoy Pakistan, and please stay there.
>my country
I thought your country was India. Oh wait, you left them when you lost an election ;-;
"I'm so glad these SEEStards are leaving my country. Enjoy Pakistan, and please stay there."
Enjoy Ajay in the Top 5, America. You, who now say 'good riddance' will no doubt be blaming us for your dire straits in the future. When this happens, please remember this and go take a good, long look in the mirror.
"SEES didn't fail America; America failed SEES." - rainy sunday
Goodbye, please don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
johnpauljones, they sound p cool to me:3
@JPJ
As I shed my gypsy tears, I'll be sure to curse you and your family and etc...
Also, agreed with Choc. As much fun as sucking some dick is, it's better to not 😎
JUST TELL THE TRUTH, INDIA IS NOW LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE eWORLD. THEY ARE TRAITORS JUST AS THE EUK IS.
Fitisin: "Goodbye, please don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out. "
Bye, enjoy taking orders from total idiots now that no one that knows what they're doing is here to smack them in line.
well, well... :😁
Don't be silly Max, you know the cabinet hasn't been announced yet.
In other news: Krems is the biggest, hardest, fastest, strongest, y/y?
btw where do you see eSerbian invasion Krems?
India is whole now, which means we didnt invade it, just passed through. Beware of americans pto of pakistan Indian friends
Regards from Serbia
I am so not touching this, well, maybe a little because it feels good.
Well, since Max fought for Serbia in Slavonia, against Croatia, I wouldn't take his explanations seriously... to put it simple - he can't be trusted!
Max ftw, nailed it
Why are you so mean? I am not smelly :{
India blows...Just sayin'.
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SEES SEEmS too lame to find something cool for itself, so it takes Dioism? Lame..
SEES was a Dioist movement before it was called SEES. Where the f*** have you been?
We did find something cool for ourselves, also. It was called 'America'. We saved it from itself and gave it two of the greatest Presidents of all time, both in it's time of most dire need and to produce it's greatest triumph.
We who are leaving are just giving you room to f*** it up, since you seem to lack gratitude and obviously lack the foresight to see what the departure of so many leading figures will men to America. Feel free to prove us wrong, fgts. And feel free to blame us for not being here to save you from yourselves, again, when it turns out we were right.
@Nicholas: This is an article in India, save that for the forums. Serbia entered Indian territory without indian permission, conquering regions. I don't know how else you define an invasion.
>without permission
Sure they did.
>Onishi
SEES can leave, and nothing of value will be lost. Enjoy your false idol Dio Brando, who did not create sand but t'was simply another product of the all mighty Admin.
*PUKE*