Daily Agony - Court Scandal

Day 1,623, 14:37 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin

In an eTrial this afternoon.
A lawyer named grimstone called his first witness, an eGrandmother populary known as CyberWitch to the stand.



He approached her and asked, " CyberWitch, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Grimstone. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to parents and the town. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."


The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " CyberWitch, do you know the defence lawyer?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known leewas since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. O.o Yes, I know him.

Leewas choked and almost died.




The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you Idiots’ asks her if she knows me, I'll sentence u to death by burning or Q6 weap firing squad.....

So on that note case dismissed, said Judge Lazer Fazer ....