Cue the Music.

Day 3,811, 09:11 Published in Ireland United Kingdom by Hexshade

HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO EEEIIIRRREEELLLAAANNNDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's it been? 7 months? 12 Years? Shit. It's been a long ass time. How've you been? How are the kids and the wife? Me? Oh, I'm doing great. I'm a college student now. I can vote now..... Yeah, it's been too long.

Well, here's the good news. I'm back, Baby! Blast the Confetti! Drop the Balloons! Cue the Music! Hmm? What's that? Wait, no. Hold on, don't leave. I spent a lot of money on this party, man. Dude, I'm not going to get my investment back for the bouncy castle. You can't just leave...

Okay, so maybe no party. I get it. But I'm back. I'm here to bring some more excitement to your lives.


Let's just see what that means and hope it's not, you know, world ending. Fingers Crossed.