Claudio's Family

Day 1,871, 01:15 Published in South Africa South Africa by Rico Suave

You may have heard the good news (not related to any form of resurrection).
Kilgannon is looking to take the helm of our small but steadfast ship this month. He said it a lot better than I ever could - Claudio for CP!

I thought it good form to introduce you to his family. We're diverse and uniform, hard working and lazy, crazy and rational. We're unique and run-of-the-mill. We're us and us includes you. You may now take a brief moment to spit that vomit out of your mouth before continuing.


Kilgannon, eSouth African rockstar! I'm pretty sure he likes kittens


It is said that you can tell a lot from a person by examining the company he keeps.


Rico's a disgusting old fart but he likes kittens most of the time


Jizzie's a disgusting old fart but he likes kittens all of the time


Kiwi's a disgusting old fart but saving kittens is his job. Also fat cats.

Okay, maybe we shouldn't focus on the fact that he hangs out with a lot of has-beens. Check out the national media and the forums, that'll give you an idea of the drive and commitment that is Claudio Kilgannon.