Civics

Day 4,603, 20:21 Published in USA USA by Roger the Shrubber

I've been far too long in the making of this article, but the shrubber doesn't welch on his word.
I now present to you; my appraisal of the top 6 parties:

We the People:
Upon reaching the party, I was greeted with warm welcomes and numerous party programs.
There was no forum and discord activity was moderate.
Their congressional delegation was well mannered and organized.

Federalists:
The Feds greeted me with some humor and friendly banter.
The forum activity was low, but the activity on discord was moderate.
Their congressional delegation was knowledgeable and offered citations to collaborate their claims.

Socialist Freedom Party:
They happily welcomed me to their congregation.
Forum activity was low and the discord activity was moderate.
The congressional delegation was well informed, but the flaming was intense. I was soon reminded of why I avoid the forum.

Black Sheep:
They welcomed my arrival and immediately shared their aspirations.
There was no forum and discord activity was low.
The congressional delegation seemed well mannered and well informed.

United States Worker's Party:
I thought it looked dead, but they came out of the woodwork when I started talking.
There was minimal forum activity and the discord activity was low.
The congressional delegation seemed well informed and they stuck right to the issue.

American Military Party:
As you might expect, activity decreases as you go down the list, but I was eventually greeted by evry. (Hi Evry.)
They had a forum, but it had not seen much activity.
The discoed channel was also slow.
I didn't see anyone in the congressional thread, but I can't identify everyone in the party. So, I could be mistaken.





This is not a comprehensive list. I only visited the forum 4 times and researched was relegated to my own interests. So, take the analysis with a grain of salt.