Chat with a Cat
MazzyCat
Hello my wonderful WTP’ers! As you know I reached out to each of you not to terribly long ago, and I had so much fun chatting with you all. I learned a bit about each of you. Which led me to realize that WTP is not the “dead” party people like to claim it is, but instead it’s a party of people who want to avoid the BS our nation tends to magically make. Instead you guys want to enjoy what’s left of the game. So I shall bring you a bit of fun. It’s been.. A fair bit of time since I’ve written an article, but here we go!
Chat with a Cat.
This is a simple little thing I thought of the other day during a sleep deprived and energy drink fueled moment. Ask me ANYTHING. Seriously - Anything. I promise to answer every, single, question put before me. And to top it off. I’ll even set up a form so you can ask me the questions ANONYMOUSLY. That’s right - Anything you want, and no one will ever know it’s you.
A few sample questions a few of you might recognize!
Q: What’s the best thing to do with a zucchini?
A: Throw it away!!!
Q: What's the most important factor when purchasing a Persian rug?
A: Where the wool it is made from came from!
Q: What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
A: Numbing cream, bolt cutters and zip ties.
Q: who will win the soccer world cup ?
A: Whoever does the appropriate number of jump kick combo thingies.
So run, run as fast as you can! Ask me the hard questions, the confusing questions. Just follow Chat with a Cat to ask away! Answer will be compiled in a follow up article - for like... FOREVER AND EVER!
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PS: Heck yes this is open to EVERYONE.
Comments
Purrrtamaxxx
Meow!
Yes and Maxximaxx 2!
even ME?
(that kitty types faster than ME!)
Even YOU!
Question: Is your newspaper logo shows the this very moment when a girl do accolade to a boy?
You didn't ask on the form! 😮
I'm against system 😃
Then I don't know if I can answer. Don't wanna set precedence and all that. Plus all the time and energy into making the form and finding a cute kitty headliner! 😮
An active Mazzy is a good Mazzy.
Awesome.
~INSURGIO
She is tough and dangerous!
Men, beware!
u got DAT rite! She don't take prisoners... cept as slaves on a very tight chain.
I have a tattoo of you on my chest 😉 its a panther... So when do we get to the good stuff?
I have a tattoo of me on my back. It's a treble clef. I am good stuff.
Thank you
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Your article is a masterpiece and in addition you have gained a new subscriber of your newspaper.
By the way I like cats more than dogs.
You're my new favorite for the day.
Thanks
I asked a question o0O
Im here for the pussy
OUR Party spokeswoman does NOT discriminate against dogs either!
Ummm...that gif isn't a cat though
You mean Prince Michael isn't a cat....?
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