Bugger Off

Day 3,294, 13:07 Published in Ireland Canada by Thedillpickl




Hi Kids!


If you did not notice, click the little cassette tape above to listen. I try to put some relevant music there that goes with my article. Nothing came to mind from my usual so I searched YouTube using “Gaelic drinking songs” and found this rather amusing last call ditty.


It is relevant two ways.


First, that is pretty much the attitude several Aussies gave me of late. I grew tired of the incessant whining and bitching. According to some I'm an evil bastard. Almost ashamed to say I wasted my time on the lot, but there are good folks there so I'll shut up.


Second, I actually lol’ed. Especially the part about standing up straight to piss.





Although I rarely drink anymore, in my youth I could tip a few. At a friends apartment several of us were making a late night of it. I was taking a leak when someone happened by (I failed to shut the door). He asked what I was doing. A little perturbed I said “Pissing.”. To which he said “Next time try unzipping your trousers!”. After a shower I spent the rest of the evening sitting in my friends pink bathrobe while she laundered my clothes.




Who Is This Guy?





I started eRep in the United States 6 years ago. This is my real life country, I live in the State of Missouri. I started eLife as a corporate mogul. At one time I had 65 workers. Anyone that remembers those times will tell you that was a lot of work.


When the econ died I became involved with my party. I was happy writing articles and doing mass mailings (Who remembers those?) during election time. I thought being UIP’s Secretary of Media was a big deal. I was in Congress a lot and was asked to serve in the Exec as a deputy once. The politics just got so boring. If you weren't in the right clique there was no where to go.


Finally I started a MU called Pickle’s Patriots. We were all bored so since I was Ambassador to Switzerland I did some asking and the majority of the MU moved there.



My Swiss chalet.


I did a lot of government stuff. Tried to negotiate a NAP with Slovenia. Finally beat out a deal and then the Congress revolted and voted it down. So the Pickles decided to move to Canada.





While there I did more government stuff. There was a slight SNAFU when Exalted Druid NEed the UK (just for sport mind you, everyone was bored) and offended the US. Several of us racked up bonus miles that month but we managed to drive them out.


After a short visit back in the good old U.S.A. (still boring as hell) I found myself invited to try Australia.





Again, more political stuff. Hungary decided to AS and then decided we were too much trouble. Peru came in as they left and I spent most of my time trying to arrange for them to leave. I help them join Adriatica and organize with friends to show Peru the door.





Now here I am. Be gentle Ireland.