Black Friday Sale - Politician Speaks
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Coltan Bonobo
"I don't care how cheap things are. I think slavery is abhorrent and I refuse to partake in any Black Friday sales."
The Dill speaking at a recent political conference.
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Coltan Bonobo
Comments
Denied.
I bought Thursday and Friday. They are getting along famously now, Friday is always following Thursday.
Will February march?
Nope
April may.
*hands over award for worst puns of 2014*
http://youtu.be/5XfsOJ0bB64
Friday Foster is best Black Friday. Pam Grier ❤