An Ode To The Top Hat
Day 1,152, 18:11
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by St Krems
When one goes out,
He must show he has no snout,
Exposing one's hair,
Is too Swedish to bare,
And terribly vulgar at that!
What, then, is a man to wear,
Upon his perfectly coifed hair?
It must be fashionable,
And yet comfortable.
Clearly the answer is a Top Hat!
A Top Hat gives an air of distinction,
and of a gentleman makes you the definition.
With a monocle, you'll really be looking swell,
As you send Serbians to hell,
And beat their children with a baseball bat.
~St Krems,
Poet Laureate
As a special treat to my fans I've recorded a reading of my newest poem. I hope you enjoy. Please ignore the fan noise.
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Now write me one I can give to my girlfriend ; )
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh xD
A white fluid has come from my nether-regions, is this bad?
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Totally
posting in a capitalist thread
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oh my
quite dapper at that, good chap
/me is serbian child that was missed by a baseball bat held by someone who has a top hat
🙂
I say good show, good show man.
St Krems is now St St Krems, Patron St of British Accents.
Do it.
lub it
Brilliant.
Down with Communism!
Top hats ftw
Congrats on your Pulitzer Prize
As you send Serbians to hell,
And beat their children with a baseball bat.
WTF???
BREAKING NEWS: USA has canceled it's visit to Serbia , rumor has it that Serbia will visit the US instead.