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Ahoy Canada, a little help Mate?

Day 1,035, 22:24 • Published in Canada Japan

• by Donovan Thomas

Ahoy Canada!

Sorry to bother at this late hour, I know you've had a hard day being about as bad-ass as is possible these days, but I wondered if I might have a moment of your time?

I Was wondering if you might recognize me... I'm one of those eIrish that shows up in your top ten here and there when you fight. I occasionally drop by the 'ol Crimson Waterin' Hole to catch some craic and see where I might be useful in killin' enemies of the Great White North (and eIreland, cuz well, We're Bros!)...

Here's the thing... we over here on the gorgeous Emerald Isle cant help but notice this ugly colored patch on the map...

See... the thing is, there is a bit of our land... Yes... OUR land... with all these dirty eBrits on on it... (see below)

Dirty Brit

(Sorry, wrong Dirty Brit)

But you get the picture. Now, I know we are friends and all. We all share the same values:

- Freedom From the Crown

- Beer (we differ on the colour and taste but you do well on the alcohol content!)

- Gorgeous Women and Courageous Men

- Brutal Sports (you guys basically took Hurling and put it on ice... that's just mean, and awesome!)

So, what do you say we meet up in Northern IRELAND tomorrow, knock back a few pints and destroy some Dirty eBrits?

Let's do it for Joan eh?

Oi! Tem, Dicey! You! Get there! Now! I can't drink all this beer myself! (well, I can...)

Respectfully,

-Donovan Thomas
Co-Minister of Defence, eIreland
(and your Bro!)

Comments

Donovan Thomas Day 1,035, 22:33

Inb4 The Dirty eBrit Trolz

TemujinBC Day 1,036, 00:18

That sure is a Dirty Brit.

I'll be there in the final hour. Count on it o7

Homer J Simpson Day 1,036, 02:07

I'll be there if I can

Stelawrat Day 1,036, 07:43

eCanadian currently stationed in Tasmania, looking forward to fighting with you again one day. o7

John Gormley Day 1,036, 12:07

I'm pretty sure I can assume that you're also a Mad Men fan?

Anthony Colby Day 1,036, 13:05

With Canadians at our side we can't lose.

Danie Fox Day 1,036, 13:51

Unless you attack us, like Canada did. And lost.

Sean Power Day 1,036, 14:00

o7 Canada

Raenis Day 1,037, 00:33

bah.. we b!tchslapped the dirty brits once.. we can do it again.. 🙂

termz Day 1,037, 03:41

For the crimson alliance!!!

Philip Delle Palme Day 1,037, 04:04

Ok so you got your land back. Now what do ya say we take a little of theirs?

Jiosen Day 1,037, 07:33

Philip's got the right idea!

Major Lee Hung Day 1,037, 08:15

Fail.

Dishmcds Day 1,037, 14:28

It's hilarious you use Britney Spears in substitution for someone British. Perhaps someone should tell you she's from the wrong side of the Atlantic. 😛

orangejuicemmm Day 1,037, 15:28

Hurling is awesome

Bladder Implosion Day 1,037, 17:45

Ice Inc Day 1,037, 18:33

I've always had great respect for the Irish (and Scots, but anyway)

Count on us being there. Its been pretty boring these last couple weeks... no battles... and stockpiles of weapons on the markets.

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