A spot of analysis
Day 3,600, 16:05
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by cosinex
I've spent the last few days tirelessly compiling the numbers…
Firm as a rock
Strong and stedy, the TUP numbers barely budged. We held firm, unwavering in a strange and frightening world.
To be honest, I find it a little more insulting than if we’d gone down... Oh well, I won't take it personally. I'm sure loads of people were repulsed and/or attracted by my spokesmaning, just in equal numbers.
Ah, life is meaningless…
Stick or twist
A few things didn’t change. Exactly the same number of people voted this election as last time as well as the PCP and TUP getting about the same number of votes.
All the turbulence was in the Top Bants wing of the political spectrum. The main losers were the British Patriots, poor guys. It looks like a lot of their votes switched to the UKRP and the UKPP.
I'm sure you, like me, understand exactly why that happened… I won't patronise you by explaining…
Rochford 4 tribute
And then there was the proposed impeachment. Pannonian Nomad couldn't stand to see a good statesman suffer.
Rochford begged Congress to go on without him, to save themselves from the boredom death that consumed him. But they would not. Eighteen members refused to let him give up.
There may come a time in your life when you beg for the abyss. Hopefully, you too will have a Congress to make that decision for you.
(bonus kitty)
Hang in there Rochford!
Firm as a rock
Strong and stedy, the TUP numbers barely budged. We held firm, unwavering in a strange and frightening world.
To be honest, I find it a little more insulting than if we’d gone down... Oh well, I won't take it personally. I'm sure loads of people were repulsed and/or attracted by my spokesmaning, just in equal numbers.
Ah, life is meaningless…
Stick or twist
A few things didn’t change. Exactly the same number of people voted this election as last time as well as the PCP and TUP getting about the same number of votes.
All the turbulence was in the Top Bants wing of the political spectrum. The main losers were the British Patriots, poor guys. It looks like a lot of their votes switched to the UKRP and the UKPP.
I'm sure you, like me, understand exactly why that happened… I won't patronise you by explaining…
Rochford 4 tribute
And then there was the proposed impeachment. Pannonian Nomad couldn't stand to see a good statesman suffer.
Rochford begged Congress to go on without him, to save themselves from the boredom death that consumed him. But they would not. Eighteen members refused to let him give up.
There may come a time in your life when you beg for the abyss. Hopefully, you too will have a Congress to make that decision for you.
(bonus kitty)
Hang in there Rochford!
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Hopefully things will get more interesting 🙂
They may just have done so...
Yeah, I actually knew this was about to happen😁
Oh, it was YOU...
Hmm, unfortunately I'd have to agree. However hard you try, unless it's soup kitchen style free money, you'll only make the people who intend on voting for ya vote for you. Which is why in rl, politicians look like backstabbing agenda-less shmoes as they try to get some votes from the margins.
So I suggest sacrificing some happiness with the loyal backbench and declare your love for communism's ideals (be fluffy here, which is very easy anyway...).
As for BP, the lovable rogues. They'll get votes when the main parties (which these days is basically everyone except them) put up shitty candidates 'meh, you'll vote for this anyway'.