A random first article.

Day 465, 14:25 • Published in USA Czech Republic • by milestailsprower

Ok. Today is an article. I must as well talk about me first so you get to know me...

I like chess. I'm socialist.

Well enough about me. Time for some randomness.

In recent news, Barack Obama will move troops out by 2010 of August. He says they will then go directly in Afghanistan.

The stock market has also dropped a net 15% over this month. It has also made a net 11% up though.

400% percent of all Americans are now in foreclosure. That's because there are more people foreclosing than people in America.

Simon Cowell was told to shut up. This is actually true.

The Nano Tata is now the world's cheapest car at $2,500, which will not be sold in America due to a missing safety part needed. I have bought one on the black market, however.

And finally, Bush is building a library in dedication of him. Scary...

In local news, my friend shared a sandwich with someone and held a door open.

Thanks for reading. If you have questions, don't bother asking.

Just kidding...

-Milestailsprower

P.S. Perhaps I should take a suggestion on something to talk about, preferably something not going on in eRepublik, but something in the real world.