[WHPR] Throwing Ideas at the Wall
Day 3,342, 12:17
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by James S. Brady Press Room
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Location: James S. Brady Press Room, the White House
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Throwing Ideas at a Wall to see What Sticks
Ideas -> Walls
Sec meds hard at work
Throwing Ideas at a Wall to see What Sticks
Greetings everyone and welcome to another edition of the WHPR with me MCKitkat (and Ya Boi D Money). I know the WHPR should have been released yesterday, but in the spirit of current event, I decided to boycott the WHPR against the unfair treatment of the WHPR staff in the current government. How are we supposed to work if we don't get caviar, while the Secretaries of State get all the caviar and can travel to interesting and exciting places. This is unfair treatment and after thorough discussion, we ended our boycott today because we were bored and wanted to actually do stuff.
Now, in the last WHPR we had some critique against the noticeable lack of ideas in the Media Secretary Staff. That is why I decided to call in a meeting to discuss ideas and throw them at our wall to see what works and what doesn’t work. Sadly, none of the ideas managed to break the wall (or actually be something we could throw), but we came up with two categories of ideas, ideas that show you, the reader, that we have ideas and ideas, that show you the reader, that we have no ideas. So no we just need to start coming up with the ideas of category two, wait I mean category one. Ideas that show Ideas that work and not Ideas that don't work because they aren't real ideas, they are fake ideas, with fake ID, passing as real ideas. We need ideas to show what we can and ideas to show what we can't. Ideas are important, we all have them or maybe we don't. The important part is, to know when an idea is an idea and when an idea is not an idea. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the meaning of life.
So expect a bit of variation with several ideas being thrown around, also a reminder that the Writing Contest is still active and you can win cash prizes. Just send me your story and I’ll decide if you win some cash or not.
On our departments, the DoD has been publishing articles with the current Orders of where our people should fight. Please make sure to vote them up for visibility and congratulate Senry for being an awesome person and setting it up (Happy now?) Also a small correction on the previous WHPR, apparently Ya Boi D Money tried to link his channel in the debate are but he mistyped the link, shout out to Yui for making me aware of this (Be nice to him, it’s the only thing he can really do, ya know)
Other than that, there is little news, FA has been doing some talking around, if it bears any fruits will be revealed later on. The Treasury still exists, so there’s that.
evry taking care of the treasury
Ideas -> Walls
So today I have not only 1 but 2 ideas to throw at you.
The first one is rather simple, caption this picture and the best caption wins 500 cc
The second one is a literal fight.
Buttcancer armed with Dynamite and a Portal Gun versus The Pope, who can turn into anything he touches, while he is inside a giant robotic hippo
Who Wins? Who loses? Who writes the biggest Wall of Text with arguments?
Whoever brings the best reason as to who should win, wins 3 GOLD.
Check out the eUS discord for conversation and battle strikes https://discord.gg/v2SvB5U
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Pretty good stuff; compared with the last one.
I still think WRPR should have the state of the union and other cabinet members. Make them accountable, if they don't reply.
Well, there isn't much to say as of now. DoD has done the articles, which were mentioned. FA stuff should be mentioned soon once they can reveal what has been going on and we did see fingerguns pardon Ya Boi D Money, maybe she'll give him a medal at the end of the term?
For the Caption;
"Can you believe this guy?"
Read it in Donny's voice.
"And now for something completely different"
-Monty Python Flying Circus voice
"I bet he tastes like chocolate"
I also think it's pretty clear that Butt Cancer would win the battle. Obviously he would attack the pope from the rear and while the pope can turn into anything he touches because butt cancer is inside the pope's anus the only recourse he would have is to explode into an enormous pile of fecal matter and communion wafers as the dynamite explodes. Of course the butt cancer would have to use the portal gun to light the dynamite as there wouldn't be enough oxygen inside the popes butt to light the dynamite if not for the energy produced by the solid state laser contained within the portal gun. (Duh)