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Dateline:Sunday,September 2, 2017 (Day 3,574)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Contents:

- eUSA Wars - status update;
- AARP & AARP+ programs;
- Tale of the Monkey king - the secret behind the eUS invasion on eIsrael;



- eUS war with eIsrael

This is still a real war.

We FIGHT FOR the US in any resistance wars in the occupied Israeli regions.


- eUS war with eUkraine and eNew Zealand

The successful US Training war agreements with Ukraine and New Zealand are still active.

Therefore the rules of the Training wars imply in any US battles with those countries:

- We fight for the US in the direct battles;

- We let Ukraine/New Zealand win the resistance wars;

You can learn more about the Training Wars from our WHPR - TW Edition







- The American Air Rank Program (AARP).

The super successful DoCA program is still alive and kicking. Every day our CP WDIB2 is calling eUS players for a free meal on the national feed and our chief baker Herr Vootsman is ready to serve you a delicious 1000 energy worth of food if only you do the following:

- Leave a comment on the CP's daily AARP shout on the national feed;

- Score at least 20 kills in any AIR round of ANY campaign that day;

It is as simple as that.

You can get detailed information about the AARP program from the DoCA's AARP announcement article.


- The American Air Rank Program + (AARP+).

To make things even sweeter and the overall eUS Air rank higher, our amazing CP came up with an update on the AARP program -> AARP+

Basically you receive 200 cc from our beloved CP if you do the following:

- Fight in any of the AIR ROUNDS of the eUS campaign of the day (stays on top of your Wars list and has an yellowish background)


- Open the fighters' statistics menu and take a screenshot



- Post: "AARP+ ... ... "
on the eUS Discord #DEFENSE Channel: https://discord.gg/kRrkAmr







He was pacing nervously. Rainy Sunday's guy should have already been here, but he was almost an hour late. Was it possible that all of the team effort was to be in vain?

WDIB2 remembered how it all started.

The high priestess of Dio - Rainy Sunday, found an ancient scroll in the eUS Forum Library, describing Dio's first encounters with the Monkey king. In it Dio mentioned about a hidden "Golden Cave" in the mountains near Jerusalem, where

"the Heart of the Monkey king lies, buried.".

The Monkey king had reemerged in the eWorld just a few months ago, but he and his golden armies were laying waste within the borders of the 10 kingdoms of Pacifica. Finding a way to defeat the seemingly unbeatable golden armies was a matter of utmost importance. So thoroughly investigating that scroll was a top priority assignment for Rainy Sunday and the science adviser - Feynmann.

The problem was that the exact location of that cave and the nature of the "Heart of the Monkey king" were missing. That is why WDIB2 sent Rainy Sunday and Feynmann to the Swiss Horizon Lodge, home of the largest library of the eWorld and ruled by the Horizon Lodge Triumvirate - Rican, Napoleon Tibi and AG Oritz. With the help of the Swiss Horizon Lodge the eUS emissaries were able to find a map to the Golden cave, but then a few other problems arose:

- They needed a way to explore the Jerusalem vicinity area, without interference from the Israeli government, which was not in love with the 10 Kingdoms of Pacifica.

- The Golden Cave was probably well guarded, so he needed a small fighting force, so that the Monkey king won't understand they knew about the cave.

- He needed an experienced guide, who knew the area and could lead them through the inhospitable terrain.

So during the regular cabinet meetings it was decided that the eUS will Airstrike Israel and temporarily occupy the country. A small fighting force was assembled, including WDIB2 himself (although Gnilraps was strongly against sending the CP on a dangerous mission), the veteran fighters - Wild Owl and Hale Kane and the scientific support team - Rainy Sunday and Feynmann.
Rainy Sunday was able to arrange their guide - an old priest of Dio, who was following the footsteps of Dio throughout the Middle East. According to her, he was the best man for the job.

Well, the "best guy for the job" was late and WDIB2 was getting worried. Suddenly they they heard a noise behind them. Hale Kane reacted immediately and knocked down the hooded figure that emerged behind them.

- Hey hey, easy cowboy! - shouted the hooded man
- It's ok Hale - said Rainy - that's our guide - Waruda.
- May the love of Dio be with you - he greeted everyone. Rainy, do you have my payment?
- Yup, two bacon pizzas for you - replied Rainy.
- Can we get to work now?! - almost shouted WDIB2.

They spend the next hour discussing the map with Waruda. When they finally agreed on the route they followed the ragged Dio priest through the Israeli mountains. WDIB2 noticed something that looked like two Katana swords, gleaming beneath the priest's robes.

They have just climbed on top of a steep hill, when suddenly Waruda made them stop and hide behind a large boulder nearby.

They noticed 4 beer trucks travelling on a narrow mountain road beneath them.

- They seem like regular beer trucks. Why are we hiding? - asked WDIB2
- The monkey king uses beer trucks as a disguise to transport supplies and new recruits for his golden army - said Waruda. - These trucks are probably packed full of Golden army soldiers.

They waited for the trucks to pass and continued.

A few more miles were left behind, before they reached a massive stone wall. According to the map the cave's entrance should have been somewhere around here. But where?

The wall had nothing that even slightly resembled an entrance.

- Maybe we should wait for the night and try speaking elvish to it - smiled Feynmann.

- There's no time for jokes now. Focus of the entrance please - seriously answered WDIB2

It was Wild Owl who found it:

- Hey guys, over here. Come and take a look.

It resembled a Gothic Stone gargoyle, only that it wasn't a Gargoyle, but a
3 ft high Chimpanzee. They knew the statue marks the place where the cave entrance should be, but they had no idea how to open the locking mechanism.

They tried to pull its legs and arms - nothing. They tried to poke his eyes and ears - nothing. Hale Kane almost even tried to cut its head with his machete.

Rainy noticed it first:

- Hey guys - look at its mouth. It is strangely shaped. It's almost like ....

She reached for her backpack, got a banana out of it and put it in the statue's mouth. Suddenly the statue came to life. The stone chimpanzee grabbed the banana and run up the stone wall, opening a vast entrance in it.

They entered a long corridor lit only by a line of monkey shaped torches.

They walked what seemed like a mile when they saw a light, growing before them, at the end of the corridor. A vast hall opened before them. Its walls, floor and ceiling were covered in solid gold. Six gigantic golden gorilla statues were forming a circle in the middle of the hall.

There was something within the golden statues' circle. It was emitting intense light and by the sound of it, it was pulsating. The group walked into the hall so they are able to see what was the object within the gorilla circle.

They stared at the object, not believing their eyes - a giant glowing banana was rotating in mid-air.

End of pt. 1



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