[Userscriрt] This One's for Rhane

Day 979, 01:09 Published in USA USA by Publius
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Executive Summary: Most people's avatars look terrible because of the way they are zoomed. The admins couldn't fix this because they are too busy answering tickets. So I did, no helmet required. My scriрt works for both Chrome and Firefox--you can get it from my userscriрt page. Also, I'm looking to settle down and work on my harem: marry me Rhane.


Part the First


Pre-op: Squirrel Butt

Oh, my, Dio. eUSA, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of Emerick's girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those SEES guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... furry!



Post-op: Success!



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Part Deux:



I-I-I can't take it anymore! Rhane, it is you I have always dreamed of laying down into bed with, you that I have thought about planting my lips onto your gorgeous mouth and rubbing my hands across your prickly adolescent chest.* In the spirit of our God Emperor, I'm looking to start my own harem. Join me.