[TCO] Free Food For ALL Canadians (Who Know What Loyalty Is) and a Couple Q5s
einberliner
As you know the Crimson Chronicle is the TCO's official newspaper, dedicated to spreading the word of the mighty Crimson Order. We've featured all kind of articles in the past - interviews, opinion etc. but I have a feeling, somehow, this will be among the more popular.
The purpose of this article (recruitment aside) is pretty much solely to giveaway food to any citizen of Canada who would like some*. It'll be given in batches of at least 100 wellness, (200 for current TCO members or those who join TCO while this article is up) and you can get yours by responding in the comments below.
And, because a little humor goes a long way, if your comment includes a joke (racism, sexism, homophobia etc. will not be tolerated) I'll double your supply. Unless it's a joke already posted
😛
All food for this giveaway has been donated by TCO members from their private funds, and not from the TCO supply.
No supply given to anyone who sought supplies from Rylde etc. to fight against Canada and yes, we have a list.
Australian citizens may request food too, as their country is the home of our other division, and the offer to double the supply applies to Australians in or joining the Crimson Devils while this article is up too.
And, as a bonus prize, I'll giveaway 1xQ5 weapon from my own stockpile for every 10 votes this article gets, and every five subs the paper gets 293 at time of article posting) in the next forty-eight hours. (Q5s given at random to those who comment).
Yours from the top of a food mountain,
Major Ein 'Donut' Berliner, Proud Crimson
-The Crimson Canucks supplies all its soldiers three times a week with food and weapons automatically if you respond to a weekly roll call and work in a TCO company, there is no need for any soldier to go out of their way to request this supply. When there is a mission or important battle we also supply via IRC with additional food and weapons.
- The Crimson Canucks, and the TCO in general, welcome players of all strengths and our members comprise some of the strongest soldiers from Canada and Australia, as well as from Ireland and, increasingly, Sweden.
- All TCO members are treated equally and receive an equal share of the overall supply. Execs, far from getting extra supplies, often don't accept supply at all in order to increase the communal share or donate it to members in more need.
The Crimson Canucks is recruiting enthusiastic, active and dedicated players that wish to be something above the rest, something above even the best. We are a highly mobile fighting force that has spear-headed many conflicts around the globe. We bring to the battlefield a passion to see results and our enemies defeated.
When you join you will be welcomed and trained to be an elite fighting machine, it’ll take time but with dedication and perseverance your skill levels well increase and your damage output will be that much greater. Your brothers and sisters in the TCO will always be there when you need them.
The Crimson Canucks offers you a chance to enjoy this game more, to make a bigger difference not only on the battle field but in the eCanadian community, to make you known and respected as a warrior and as a patriot.
Click the COG and start your new eLife today, enlist and meet your full potential.
Comments
eUK <--- Counts as a joke right 😛
i like free stuff o7
Irasian - Yes. Yes it does.
o/
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
@Wally - I giggled at that louder than was strictly nessecary 😛
o/
A french fry walks into a bar and says, "Hey, could I get a beer please". The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here"
Did you say it had to be a funny joke? 🙂
I didn't, Tal, but that joke is lol.
o/
will you serve Irish i mean cmon were basicly canadians but better. 😛
@S1lv3r - I just might, at that.
The commanding officer at the irish military academy gave a lecture on Potential Problems and Military Strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.
An officer stood up and asked, "Will there be a third world war? And will Ireland take part in it?"
The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
Another officer asked, "Who will be the enemy?"
The general replied, "All indications point to the UK."
Everyone in the audience was shocked. A third officer remarked, "General, we are a nation of only 4.4 million, compared to the 62 million english. Can we win at all, or even survive?"
The general answered, "Just think about this for a moment: In modern warfare, it is not the quantity of soldiers that matters but the quality of an army's capabilities. For example, in the Middle East we have had a few wars recently where 5 million Jews fought against 150 million Arabs, and Israel was always victorious."
After a small pause, yet another officer - from the back of the auditorium asked, "Do we have enough Jews?"
einberliner i will send you 2978 Q1 food if it is okay?
the truth IS out there
o7 All PRO eRep Players, including those in TCO 😛😛
@morten - Definitely ok! 😃
sent
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
o7 TCO (no supplies please) 😛
o7
In the spirit of 1st legion - why would it have been impossible for Jesus to be a Norwegian? There aren't enough wise men in Sweden.
How Long is a Chinaman?
So this guy walks into a bakery. He asks for bread. The baker says: ''White bread or brown bread?''
The guy replies:
''It doesn't matter, I came on a bicycle.''
o7!
Life is a joke - Im from Loland, but i fight against them! 😛
o7 TCO is awesome.
Sir_C0nstant. (Its an eAustralian joke 😛)
A duck walks into a bar. He is quickly escorted out by the bartender because it is not sanitary to have waterfowl in a bar.
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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
Go Go TCO!
Heh, I'll take some supplies.
voted and sub'd also...
Donut, Donut, Rah, Rah, Rah
Donut, Donut, ha, ha, ha
Donut, Donut, Rah, Rah, Rah
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
TCO FTW! go go go canucks!
mmmmm... I Love Turtles
go TCO 😛
I'll take some supplies. Also I just applied to TCO
-You're the ugliest monster ever created!
-If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
MONKEY ISLAND FTW
(No food please. I'm stuffed.)
o7
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few he needs to go to the loo and to prevent people stealing his, he writes: "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
TCO o7
free stuff ❤
o7
A little pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them and the bartender says, "Don't you want to know where the toilet is?" The pig says, "No, thanks, I go wee-wee-wee all the way home."
TemujinBC goes to a bar, returns home sober and then doesn`t hit on ILoveU2.
o7
voted hard!
;p
o7
me.
lol no free food whatever will me and my supporters do???
o7
Dang it, you make so tempting for me to come back.