[Presidency] Keep Calm and Carry On!
Day 1,470, 02:25
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by Rico Suave
Dear Brothers and Sisters,
The Indonesian War Machine is gearing up to punish defiant little South Africa for spitting in their eye!
They are coming for you!
An hour ago they proposed to make us their natural enemies.
This response was expected.
What I need you to do is to remain the nation of confident and stalwart people that I know you are.
These guys will protect us!
We are not alone!
Brazil is with us!
America is with us!
Australia is with us!
Italy is with us!
Chile is with us!
Bulgaria is with us!
Portugal is with us!
Colombia is with us!
Uruguay is with us!
We Fight the Good Fight, We Never Say Die!
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Bulgaria look like such Homos, I am not sure I want them to be with me 😛
Viva eSA!!!!
Thank you Mr President. You have gone to a lot of trouble to explain what we can expect. Excellent job.
Voted!!
Great stuff, Rico. We will prevail together with our allies! Never say die, eSA.
Dignity First for South Africa. Dignity First and Forever.
Bring it on indos!!
o7 Been killing me some indo's this morning. Smells like it is gonna be a fine day!
Time to kill some indos!!
Ricky throws Mark into bulgarian troops hehe.
We cant lose we even have the smurfs!
Viva eSA
We will fight to the death.
V!
lol one of the Bulgarian guys is sticking out tongue 🙂 he heard you mark 😛
Indos gona die
Voted hard, nice one Rico
Viva eSA
NEVER SAY DIE!!
This is like deja vu all over again. I was born fighting Indo Jappers, so this is like second nature.
Ain't no Jap gonna make a monkey outta me. Only President Suave can do that.
Dignity First! Long Live eSA!
You'll never have to experience those bamboo cages again Jizzie!
Never Say Die!!
Unity is Strength
Dignity First and Forever!
Assegai FTW!
Hail eSA!
I´m with you! Long Live eSA!
Raise the black shield! Dignity First!
And that's a great alliance to have. Uruguay may be smurfs, but they look pretty bad ass. The real goofballs in the bunch are Australia haha.
Hail Allies.
HAIL ASSEGAI!!
HAIL eSA!!
Brasil is with you.
Brozil is with you!
o7
+V
o7 Long Live eSA!
Brozil: eSA, go NE eIndonesia. we'll support u.
Poor eSA: okay, we count on you.
***** eSA lost in RW in KwaZulu Natal
***** eSA lost in Mpumalanga
***** eSA lost in Gauteng
Poor eSA: where are you eBrazil?
Brozil: *troll face*
Poor eSA: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dear eSA, choose ur allies carefully. eBrazil dont even think their own regions important, as long as they can run away. what would they think of yours?
Indonesia always rant about original regions, is that all argument you have? I'd rather have Plato Erase eSA than be in an alliance with Indonesia Hail Brazil, Hail eSA
run for your ally, baby .