[HANKY] DID SOMEBODY SAY LEFT?
Day 3,309, 05:14
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Published in Ireland 
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by MR. HANK SCORPIO
COMMRADES!
It has been too long.
My stint within the right-wing controlled IFP was an unwelcome one.
My attempts at organising communes and establishing rights for the average working player were barked at! I was overwhelmed by right wing forces cloaked under "Centralist" ideals.
Hidden camera screenshot of the IFP secrete chatroom on mibbit
It is time I returned to my true home and the last remaining stand for our treasured leftist ideologies - The Independent Labour Party.
2 years ago I was honoured by my comrades to be award the title of Party President of this great party
I do so hope my brothers in arms, my comrades, join me in this left wing revolution once again. Together we can restore true leftist values to this party and, once we have taken the party, we will march to the eGPO and take back our country!
WHAT DO I STAND FOR?
I am a disciple of ILP founder Mike Bane's blessed ideology - Banism.
Under my leadership every eIrish players will be provided with Q7 weapons DAILY. No man, woman or child be spending Christmas on the cold Dublin streets. I will use my Housing company to ensure all true leftists have a roof over their heads this winter. That is right!Under my reign all ILP members will be gifted a Q5 house.
Our working class bellies will grow plump and fat as I immediately open ILP soup kitchens! Free Q7 soup and a large slices of whiskey soaked Xmas pudding for all members between the 16th & 31st of December.
Comrades, let us take back our party. Away from the smoked salmon socialists that have foiled our ideology just so they can get eRepublik medals and eIrish pensions;
Winston has a frame copy of this picture above his fireplace
JOIN ME IN THIS DECEMBER REVOLUTION.
ONWARD TO RESTORATION
ONWARD TO THE ILP HQ
ONWARD TO IRELAND
Signed, on behalf of true Leftist movement,
Hanky
It has been too long.
My stint within the right-wing controlled IFP was an unwelcome one.
My attempts at organising communes and establishing rights for the average working player were barked at! I was overwhelmed by right wing forces cloaked under "Centralist" ideals.
Hidden camera screenshot of the IFP secrete chatroom on mibbit
It is time I returned to my true home and the last remaining stand for our treasured leftist ideologies - The Independent Labour Party.
2 years ago I was honoured by my comrades to be award the title of Party President of this great party
I do so hope my brothers in arms, my comrades, join me in this left wing revolution once again. Together we can restore true leftist values to this party and, once we have taken the party, we will march to the eGPO and take back our country!
WHAT DO I STAND FOR?
I am a disciple of ILP founder Mike Bane's blessed ideology - Banism.
Under my leadership every eIrish players will be provided with Q7 weapons DAILY. No man, woman or child be spending Christmas on the cold Dublin streets. I will use my Housing company to ensure all true leftists have a roof over their heads this winter. That is right!Under my reign all ILP members will be gifted a Q5 house.
Our working class bellies will grow plump and fat as I immediately open ILP soup kitchens! Free Q7 soup and a large slices of whiskey soaked Xmas pudding for all members between the 16th & 31st of December.
Comrades, let us take back our party. Away from the smoked salmon socialists that have foiled our ideology just so they can get eRepublik medals and eIrish pensions;
Winston has a frame copy of this picture above his fireplace
JOIN ME IN THIS DECEMBER REVOLUTION.
ONWARD TO RESTORATION
ONWARD TO THE ILP HQ
ONWARD TO IRELAND
Signed, on behalf of true Leftist movement,
Hanky
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So you did absolutely nothing but PTO the party drop it to a 6th party so no one could run for Congress or CP. You're a beast at this. Keep it up! Great move going from 6th party to 3rd with no work involved. I'm proud of you. You should be too.
Yes, yes good, let the hate flow through you. Embrace the dark side.
I'm already there and I ate all the fking cookies.
I'm surprised Harli saved you any cookies, I heard she's fond of them.
You calling me fat? And no, I prefer cheesecake.
harli is cookie monster. I want your cookie give me your cookie COOKIE.
In
Count me in comrade. Workers of the world unite!
o7
You're such a cuck
"To the left, to the left.
Everything you own in the box to the left".
~Shakira
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