[eUS Military] A United America Focuses its Wrath on Serbia

Day 2,084, 18:32 • Published in USA Ireland • by Fitisin

Standing on a hill surveying his surviving troops that made it into Occupied Florida, General FrozenDust - Commander of the Nationalna Garda - stood with the remainder of Serbia's MU Commanders and took stock of the current situation. General FrozenDust was not amused.



General FrozenDust looking very sharp in his pants that poof out of the sides.

Nearby, General Dimitrij Ivanov, Commander of Serbian Special Forces lay panting on his side, barely surviving a near miss from eUSMC Titan John Largo that wiped out a full regiment of his beloved SF fighters.

The never-ending war with Croatia was taking its toll, and FrozenDust has his MU fighters deployed across Occupied Europe and North America fighting with no hope of keeping its bloated and unsalvagable Empire.

He was diverted from his depressed line of thought by the far-off sound of drums, bugles and the steady march of disciplined and eager eUS Military forces coming, once again, to take a bite out of his dwindling forces.

The Occupation of the eUnited States did something FrozenDust did not believe possible - he faced a united American citizenry, who had set aside their political differences and joined together for a single purpose - and that purpose made FrozenDust quiver with fear.

With a groan, his exhausted Serbian troops gathered their sticks and hand grenades made out of beets (standard Serbian issue) to meet the oncoming assault. They looked at each other, knowing it was likely they'd never see another day in the United States. They will be banished once again, to the dank and lonely caves of Serbia where they can no longer gaze on the delights of America. And by "delights" he meant va-jay-jays that didn't have teeth like a bear trap. Also standard issue in Serbia.



Standard Issue in Florida - take a last look Serbs!

"I hear Hungary is declaring the USA its Natural Enemy," said his friend Dimitri von Serbiansteinoffkowitz (Serbs have very long names, don't you think?) "Perhaps the Americans will take the bait?"

"Never." said FrozenDust. "They are united, and they know to a man and woman that the path to restoring their country is kicking Serbia out first."

"Worse, the eUS Military is side by side with the National Military. I fear for our lives today."

Over the horizon, ranks of perfectly trained eUS Training Corps soldiers strode into view. Division 1 fighters and products of the best training in the New World. With perfect precision the front rank kneeled and, as one, they poured fire into the opposing Division 1 fighters of Serbia, who instantly broke and ran. They were hacked down by the expertly camouflaged National Guard troops - their Citizen-Soldier civilian garb allowing them to blend into the local population. They leaped into action, cutting down the terrified Serbian baby Div 1 soldiers.

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Marching from victory in Louisiana, TC proudly crosses the border into Florida, guided by NG veterans.

Compounding the confusion, the still air was rent with the sudden appearance of Mobile Infantry warriors appearing out of thin air. On the Bounce, they leaped into the fray, slicing the throats of Serbians in the 1st and 2nd Divisons unable to run fast enough. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE???" The Mobile Infantry screamed over and over again. Alas, few people had ever seen the movie they were named after. So, after a time they stopped and continued the business of slicing into the Serbian ranks.



I would like to know more - JUST STOP SAYING THAT ALL THE DAMN TIME, OK? 😃

Suddenly the ground shook with a terrible force, and the sky darkened. Line after line of fierce tanks laden with the veterans of the US Army poured over the hills like a metal tidal wave of death. Overhead, the transports of the Airborne opened their bay doors and released hordes of cold blooded, death dealing paratroopers expert in slaying Serbs and lighting barbecues simultaneously. Soon the landscape was strewn with Serbian casualties, and the smell of some really awesome baby back ribs hitting a hundred grills.



In this duel between Army Tanks and Serbian forces? Aww yeah....

The battle raged for hours, each side advancing and retreating. But FrozenDust knew what was coming, and he snapped his fingers at his orderly, "You. Prepare my donkey. I must be leaving now."

As the Serbian leadership fled the battlefield as fast as their horse carts and single-gear bicycles could carry them. The air split apart with the soul-destroying war cry of what was clearly the largest Ape anyone has, or would ever, see. General redbirdusa had arrived with the United States Marine Corps. The Serb-slaughtering ape Colin Lantrip, flanked by fellow Titan John Largo, and the Serb-crushing veteran Technician lead their fellow Marines onto the field. Each Marine is a legend unto him or herself. Their names strike fear into the hearts of Serbians and their unwashed allies. As one, they slammed with lethal force into the sweat-stained, rancid ranks of the Serbian Occupiers. Their screams were silenced as America's heaviest Gods of War followed the Titans into the fray, dispatching the terrified Serbs as they beg for their lives.


Titan Marines hit the ground, awaiting the following Gods of War to finish the battle.

Around and above the eUS Military the US-AIM Independent Military Units and the eUS Armed Forces rolled onto the field and blackened out the sun with their sheer numbers.

Riding her stylish War Broom, Cyber Witch - the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and leader of the eUS Military surveyed the destruction as she directed her troops. Meeting in the middle, she saluted and accepted in return the respectful salute of President Paul Proteus - knowing his time in office is soon to end, he can rest easy knowing a United America will never be decoyed by Hungarian Aggression from its mission of throwing Serbia out and locking the door behind him.

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Don't be fooled. She could kill you with the sharp end of a Dixie Cup.

Serbia first, every American knows this. United in our cause, and with the public and private resources of a wealthy and determined nation being wisely used - the United States of America will once again be free and stride the continent from Sea to Shining Sea!