[EN-EDITED] eMY Bank Robbery For Dummies (2012/2013 Edition)
Nerzhu1
*Thank you Khairunnaim Khairuddin and Marcotje for the latest edition of the guide for dummies
🙂
I have discovered the manual eMY CP used to robbed eMY.
Warning, the following manual was written in a
Here are some step to rob the treasury/national organization in eMalaysia and seriously, no weapons are included in the manual:
Step 1: Secure CP Post
- This allows you to reset National Organization Email and Password with Admins help through tickets,
- Then steal everything inside the Organization account once access is secured.
Step 2: Fake a Peace Proposal to the Enemy
- Bribe the enemy with plenty of gold they can't resist and approve eMY rights to have congress.
Step 3: Hijack/Lie to Fellow Congress Member
- Simply post an order using CP "veto" for the "greater good cause", manipulate congress to donate to the
Step 4: The Blame Game Level 1
- *Important part: Don't private message anyone to tell you're robbing the national organization account.,
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- Inform the world how incompetent the caretakers of the organization account are (do this after resetting the password in Step 1).
Step 5: The Blame Game Level 2
- Use "you have no prove" cliche,
- Argue with the most
- And the best way is to "pretend" to forget about it including you own real identity.
Step 6: The Blame Game Level 3
- Blame locals can't use
- Use "you weren't there to help" cliche,
- Comment a user avatar is irrelevant to debate because yours are way "cooler" than the rest.
Step 7: Magician's Final Act
- Go for a long trip or blame own PC for malfunctioning during vital hours and
- Continue to blame others for the failure to complete the deal made with other country.
- "Oh look, I was busy with s***" cliche
Step 8: A "Hero's" Welcome
- Act like a "hero" to "save" the day with
- Blame the local again,
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- "Bitch, I'm fabulous" cliche.
There you have it, the basic manual used by eMY current
*No Malay Edition is available for this manual, yet.
Comments
I understand the first four steps but then I get confused, please tell me am I doing this right?
"You can't prove anything! You can't even grammar and shit. Anyway, I'm not talking to you because I hate your profile picture and mine is super awesome and totally original. Oh g2g guys, I have to feed my cat, did I mention my cat lives in Argentina? Brb! Just a moment!
Unfortunately my cat died but the insurance paid out. Here you go! 2000 Gold! Now treat me as a hero, I'm fabulous."
Did I do it right?
Yeap, you did it right marco 😃 *I am not that goodplaying with words but I did tried to 🙂
Haha wish I could vote the article once more due to the improvements 😛
haha send ticket to admin to allow more voting xD
new edition???...2012/2013???
Haha you guess it correctly naim xD
It helps if you speak really terrible English so no one can understand you.
Nah, they don't teach terrible English in the guide for dummies book :3
It's just written in terrible English 😉
where do you get this, it's awesome 😃
it was in book store all over eMY xD
bahahaha.. found it! 😃 so.. i want to be cp next.. 😛
undilah farid for cp xD
uitt... kidding ja..
hahaha boleh tu farid 😉
aku duk rancak kt D2 war at PM... tiba2 BH hunter msj dia nk ambil BH belah MY.. bahahaha
boleh pula dia mesej kau dulu tu haha ok lah tu dari dia curi terus tanpa beritahu
meh aku nk tngk mampu x dia curi 😃.. dah bnyk candy ngan winter treat aku x guna.. 😃 ada lak 100 q7 weapons.. 😃 bahahahaha
hahaha simpan dulu stok2 tu
hahaha... irc jom.. kt sini susah..
lama dah tak masuk sana
adess.. aku abis 2k cc untuk war ni 🙁
Wahahaha, nice artikel nerzhu1, thumb up
hahaha trimas xD
Hahaha!
XD