[CABINET] A Statement from your Gov'na: Oxygen
ahava3233
Hi all, it's your Governor/MoF, ahava3233 reporting from Tohoku. In any event, I wanted to just make a statement about recent events.
Lieutenant Matt Kowalski (afc
😛) from the movie Gravity, played by the gorgeous George Clooney. PS: Kowalski_afc is as handsome as George Clooney irl!
So yeah, last night I saw this great movie that's currently playing in theatres called Gravity. The movie is a fictional tale that follows the escapades of two astronauts who become stranded in space after their shuttle gets hit by debris in a spacewalk. Watching those astronauts make their way thru orbit in an attempt to find their way back down to earth in one piece is a fantastic experience! I highly recommend the movie. If you see it, be sure to watch it in 3D if at all possible as it makes for a more immersive experience.
So in any event, at the beginning of the movie, Dr. Ryan Stone (played by Sandra Bullock) understandably starts panicking like crazy after being knocked away from the wreckage of her spacecraft while on a spacewalk. As a result, she starts hyperventilating and quickly loses oxygen...and this becomes a problem as the film continues on.
Now citizens, listen--I know you're really concerned about the result of the campaign in Chugoku and this war against RoC, as is noted here, but you can't forget what war in this game is...it's a matter of crowd-sourced gambling. People basically put their money and supplies down, and as a result, a country either wins or loses battles. The results of these battles result in it either winning or losing a campaign for a region. You can thus spend alot of money and still lose.
Thus, you don't want to spend money willy-nilly. Doing so is never the right thing to do unless you have an exhorbitant amount of cash to put down (which we don't). You rather want to maximize your chances of winning when you put your money down. I did just that when I took command of government funds disbursement during the second half of the Mitsunami War, and I'm giving advice to the government to do that here as well right now.
On a related note, just so you all know--even though 40k JPY has been budgeted for the national military, we have yet to spend a single yen of government money on military funding this month. Thus, unlike Dr. Ryan Stone in the movie Gravity we are thus taking care not to hyperventilate and run out "oxygen" so to speak. Money will be spent where it has a chance to achieve results. We will not end up like Portugal, whose government spent hundreds of thousands of escudos only to lose Chugoku to our forces
😉. We're saving that gold for the good fight when it will be more likely to get us results.
So, if you're asking whether or not there is a plan--have some faith and don't panic. Don't worry, we have a plan and are watching the situation closely. We will act accordingly as things evolve. So, continue fighting as you have, the government will support the battle strategically to get the results we want in the long run! That may mean losing some battles, or possibly even this entire war for now--but we'll slingshot back in the end as we always have. I have yet to see our persistence falter in any situation due to this community's everlasting patriotism. Thus, I'm sure we'll get through this even stronger than before!
Last thing we need right now though in my opinion is a hasty impeach over the results in Chugoku. Kowalski is certainly a resourceful guy (as he is in Gravity), but an impeach like this to kick out William of Edenbury and put him in power isn't the right call at the moment. Dissolving the government right now will only leave us in total disarray for a time, and thus if anything will be a detriment to our immediate situation and make Taiwan think we're vulnerable. If you want an impeach of course, do it in an organized fashion; feel free to discuss the matter on the forum here. Also, if you'd like to discuss our war strategy and give suggestions, you can discuss it here. Otherwise, the government will continue operating as it has been for the past few days and plan ahead for you as the situation evolves.
~ahava3233
Governor (MoF) of Japan
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First denied!
If I have read this before...
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F*** me, i'm famous!
On the spot or later? Because if you have the looks of Clooney, you'll have my first born children.
i'm between Clooney and Brad Pit. You can call me Frankeinshtein. good enuf? xd
Hmmmm.... Kloonowlski ???
Well done my flame haze❤
sharez
purple haze
vs
The power of the eKazawanese credit cards can't be stopped.
Doesn't look much under control to me!
We were 73-15, in the end we lost 79-86.
If you say you, the gov, have money, when will you use it?
We are losing battles which can be won.
considering the amount of private funds we used, gov funds would have just been a waste of money
I have no intention to argue with you!
But if you lose battles, you don't go and say: i have it under control when you clearly have not.
And i don't know what is this crap about long term plans. At this rate we are risking congress and without congress we don't have access to treasury anymore or cs. Long term.
You know very well we always have the intention to argue with eachother. But how about bringing it on to the forums where I can show you some numbers
I thought you were boycotting the forums! :3
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I usually only look at them when they have some information that I need. The rest of it is random or arguing that'll stall itself out lol
Well ofc, now that you are some big shot CP, congress seems a hassle to you, but the country still needs a congress to work so can you please at least try to save one.
Check my post numbers and you'll see my activity has actually gone up
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I completely agree with your strategy. You are just a toy now to rescue them from mass boredom extinction. If you cease to be amusing, if you bore them for a year or 2. Then they will still die.
So, dont fight back.
you abandoned me for a film ;_;
Lol,
Didn't I tell you dinner and a movie? :v
i accept the invitation