[Appleby] Reform the CPship
Sir Humphrey Appleby
G’mornin gents, happy bank holiday o/,
After spending the last few days trying to
In accordance with the general rules of irony, he with seemingly boundless ambition for the role has the ill-fated coincidence of being infamous eRep nutter Ajay Bruno. So perhaps a last resort in a couple more months down the line then...
Even after handing the keys to Dapper, in a bizarre attempt to entertain the formerly unthinkable, it seems we again witness the predictable fizzle and collapse as the sheer mass of disillusionment successfully overwhelms another that made the catastrophic mistake to add their name to the ballot.
Sadly even our existential threat from the unholy alliance of narcists and egomaniacs seems to have upped sticks to greener, sunlit uplands. And I expect promises of an easier go wouldn’t tempt them into another visa-fuelled adventure even if we tried…
The main issue, apart from the general game slowing down to a crawl, is that the role of CP has become too much for anyone with experience to know they can reasonably handle to a satisfactory degree. Not without drugs aplenty, at least.
And as less and less sign up to government, and ministerial posts struggle to be filled even with inactives, more and more of the day to day admin is left for Number 10 to sort out themselves (or, more often the case, not at all (ref: Appleby CP terms 1 to 5)).
"What?"
Thus I propose we establish the CP as more of a team/cabinet leader rather than a purely presidential one. And that we extend the cabinet to anyone that isn’t a. Ajay Bruno, or b. Suspected of being Ajay Bruno. Theoretically we can declare every citizen an automatic member of the cabinet if they want to get involved and just take it from there.
AMD is rightly shafted for never publishing MoFA articles. In my eyes his principle and only needed defence is that absolutely nobody else can be bothered either, thus guaranteeing a logical stalemate in this neverending battle of ennui.
It’s a similar disaster elsewhere. The now soiled Ministry of Education saw it’s greatest media empire established by it’s least talented Minister. But sheer idiocy and inexperience stood no chance against the white-hot fire of Aecio’s burning desire to make his mark, and make his mark he absolutely did.
TL
😉R – Reform the government to being a bit like joining a party, where you can come and go/do as much as you please sorta thing. Make government more of a team effort less completely reliant on the CP. We should be aiming for domestic matters to be more the focus of parties and parliament these days anyway...
Sorry for the rant! Probably need a scotch...
Appleby
Apparently Still the Speaker
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Oh no.
This has lead me to consider the possibility of standing for CP...
[Much less irksome than having Ajay get in]
Voted and endorsed
Will you be able to balance between being the CP in eRepublik and Governor in eRevollution?
people still play that game!?
It seems they do. Tbh no idea why would someone play a sh*t version of eRepublik...
You are right about experienced players being disillusioned.
So your "more inclusion" solution doesn't fit the era.
Ppl don't want more involvement, they want less.
dunno, could be a laugh conscripting people into gov...
Nah, vote Harambe!
The CP is just someone that has a few extra buttons. Stop trying to make it into something it isn't
Such as US president have a few extra red buttons ... 😃
How do you know what 'it is' when you've never even made it to Mongress, let alone government itself?
I have more going on and achieved more in real life than stand for election here
Aye, in the 5 years of you being here it's 'more going on' and 'achieved more irl' simply to never run yourself but mysteriously always have time to criticize everyone else that does...
The only reason to run for office here is self-aggrandisement I have no need for that.
Sexagenarian is right a 10 year could do it, the extra buttons you get are setting campaign of the day and doing mpps and getting a few mails from others, the alliance sets the orders anyway , the CP role is very boring CP has no real power apart from the extra vote in congress, Sir Humphrey is dressing the role up. but good luck to all runners next month. and Sexagenarian you should run for congress.
If nobody wants I will agree to run.
I think you should ,what the CP roles needs each month is FRESH blood Trust me anyone can do it, anyone its no biggie.
good luck
what happened to you running for three terms?
I haven't played on my playstation in a month, it's also growing season I'm very busy.
Incidentally,.what happens if none of the parties put up a candidate?? Who will draw the short straw from Plate?
It would certainly be an interesting experiment where there might be a interesting (and hopefully amusing) outcome... The question is, could the small one man parties be encouraged not put put themselves up...
I expect it'd default to the citizen with the highest XP, similar to when a PP resigns for their party
the country just has no CP for the duration of the month, it happened to Belgium last year some time
Sounds like a plan....
I am very happy to get involved if you will bloody well let me in,
I am one of those nice immigrants.
I am very happy to get involved if you will bloody well let me in,
I am one of those nice immigrants.
Didn't you beat me a few years ago? Or was it you second and me third? 🙂
I can't remember losing. I think I saved the nation, although age does cuddle ones brain.
Someone's obsessed..... lol
Bugger off
i dont publish anything nah. alot done behind the scenes though. and yeh. no one else can be fooked