[99%] Principles of Snowball Communism

Day 1,911, 05:28 Published in Germany Germany by Winston Snowball

In order to make every citizen wealthy and to defeat the FILZ Winston Snowball gives us new rules to live!

SEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF SNOWBALL COMMUNISM:

1. Whoever is FILZ is the enemy.
2. Whoever is a normal citizen of eGermark is a comrade.
3. No citizen shall join an other party than KPeD.
4. No citizen shall fight for a counterrevolutionary MU.
5. No citizen shall work for and buy from FILZ.
6. No citizen shall fight or kill another citizen.
7. All citizen are equal.

THE THREE TRUE POINTS


1. WAR is PEACE
2. FREEDOM is SLAVERY
3. IGNORANCE is STRENGTH

citizens of eGermany, citizens of eDenmark,
citizens of every land and clime,
Hearken well and spread my tidings
Of the golden future time.


The next three editions of this newspaper will deal with the interpretation of THE THREE TRUE POINTS, after that the revolution program will be revealed … just sub 😉