Join the new world

Already have an account? Login



What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Vote Pirate Cat!

Day 3,565, 09:39 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Mad Pauly

That's right! Take a look - a carefully blended selection of prospective congress members who will certainly make their presence felt!

Are you looking, UKRP? This is how to do a congress list. See, That Uther Party? No refugees from small, irrelevant parties here. And look! Not a communist in sight!

Do the right thing. Vote for the Pirate Cat Party on the 25th. You know it makes sense!

Comments

Sir Rex Fleddington Day 3,565, 10:06

I thought Hortler was a socialist, that's why they call it national socialism. In that case nonads is a socialist.

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,565, 14:30

14/88?

Sir Rex Fleddington Day 3,565, 15:04

Stop saying 14/88 god dammit

WayneKerr Day 3,566, 11:04

Jews will not replace us

FightAndProduce Day 3,565, 10:35

what if I didnt tho

Invalidation Day 3,565, 10:49

If you look carefully, there's a Unity candidate in there somewhere.

Rob the Bruce Day 3,565, 11:57

Betting it's the #3 guy

WayneKerr Day 3,565, 12:40

and Kearo is a commie...

Mad Pauly Day 3,565, 13:01

Shhh! Don't spoil it! 😛

Harambe the Gorilla Day 3,565, 11:39

WayneKerr Day 3,565, 12:41

Chaz is paying each voter 10k CC. send him a screenshot tomorrow to collect!

Horice G Fossil Day 3,565, 13:18

Does that mean you get 300k and the other players get 40k between them?

Horice 💰

WayneKerr Day 3,565, 13:33

and I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids...

Horice G Fossil Day 3,565, 13:51

My glasses! My glasses! I can't drink without my glasses!

Horice 🍻

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,565, 14:31

HAIL HARAMBE \o/

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,565, 14:31

[removed]

The Baron Samedi Day 3,565, 14:59

I'm not in the list cause PP discriminates dog lovers.
But, ofc, I have to vote them because Wayne is my main account.

Mad Pauly Day 3,566, 03:58

You're not on the list cos you didn't press a shiny button 😉

The Baron Samedi Day 3,566, 04:12

Yoú ruining my narrative, you dog racist!

/me holds sign

Power to Ninja Dogs! Power to Ninja Dogs!

Mad Pauly Day 3,566, 11:21

But that would mean it'd be the Ninja Dog Party, or NDP. Which means I'd have to do a new logo. And find a picture of a ninja dog or something. And it wouldn't be Best PCP any more.

Plus, you forget the two main doctrines of the Best PCP:

1. Pirates > Ninjas
2. Cats > Dogs

😉

WayneKerr Day 3,566, 11:36

Pirates are indeed better than ninjas, but I;m afraid dogs are better than cats.

TimmyTango Day 3,567, 03:16

Not a communist in sight? KearoB was most definitely not in a party position in the People's Communist Party a few days ago guys, totally not a communist, and definitely not part of the PTO the whackjobs at the Real PCP are talking about

Post your comment