Vote Harambe

Day 3,514, 02:15 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Harambe the Gorilla

I never liked writing, so I will keep it short.

I am the official UK Progression Party candidate for the position of country president.

We plan to continue the work and policies of the current government, which is why the team will include CptChazbeard as vice president, WayneKerr as minister of foreign affairs and Invalidation as minister of propaganda/education, where he will be able to implement his paint skills.

Because of his good work, Prince Harry was asked to continue as minister of defense, what he accepted, and Huey George will continue to monitor the financial sector.

Other team members will include Leo Balzac, Pannonian Nomad and Mad Pauly.

I use the word team because that is how I want us to work. I believe that in a war game military and foreign affairs are closely connected.

Our plans are internal stability for the country, direct information, making new allies and straightening the ties with the current ones, by helping them on the battlefield and also looking into potential war opportunities for ourselves.

Kind regards,

Harambe the Gorilla