Too many clowns

Day 4,954, 12:37 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by tef1

Dear Patriots,

according to a press release from his royal majesty emperor clown of all jokes and the First Lady, they are expecting quintuplets. The expecting mother and her astonishing 15 kids are doing well.

This news was welcomed by so many but not everyone is very happy. The brother of his royal majesty is claiming some kind of conspiracy against him. If the kids are born safely, he will now be 16th in line of succession to the throne as supposed to first in line.

Furthermore the brother is now contemplating a coup against his own brother in order to avenge what he think is unjust.

In an unexpected breaking news, the step brother of the late Emperor clown is now claiming although he does not have blood relations with his half brother in their dad's side, he is the one who deserves to be the king and the current king must be forced out immediately.

There is also a fellow who is threatening to overthrow the government because as he says, they are incompetent.

A reporter asked his majesty for his thoughts on recent attacks on his power. He said he is still the emperor and no reason to change that and asks his fellow country men and the international community to help restore order in the clown land.

lets hope all goes well and we will soon update you all on the pregnant first lady and her kids to be and of course any new development in the power struggle is also to be noted.

thanks,