Tim Buctu - the Spy agent
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by tef1
Dear Citizens,
I understand the past day has been tough on all of us. The government lied to us. We recently learned that the legendary Tim Buctu has gone to Italy.
I think it was important for the failed establishment to tell us why a patriot like him would leave a great nation like ours for no reason.
Now we know why. The failed establishment of eSwitzerland's lack of respect of allies knows no bounds. They sent him to Italy - a staunch ally of ours so he can spy of that nation and their government.
The unwise government of eItaly, to their demise accepted his citizenship. Furthermore, he is now involved in that nation's politics.
Is the failed establishment trying to have a puppet elected in eItaly? I highly doubt it since they are not really accused for their smart strategies but it is interesting.
What do you all think, comment down below.
Tef1
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Tim the Spy.
Don't spam, kid.
No spam here. You can cease commenting or not. This aint prison.
His name is Buctu, Tim Buctu .... beautiful, we love it ahahah 😃 😃 😃
Thanks Frank, we will laugh for a week 😃 😃
Ahoy \o?
Sadly what the establishment is doing is anything but funny.
Mitico Winston 🙂
No Mythical characters on here sadly.
Grande Resiliente!! come va ? Fra qualche giorno raggiungo anche io Tim, e poi prepariamo un bell'articolo Piratesco per festeggiare e spiegare la nostra missione speciale ...ma questa cosa della spia mandata a spodestare Titan e tutti gli altri ragazzi di Nio va ben oltre le nostre più rosee aspettative...è mezzora che rido ahahah
Ahoy \o?
Non credergli. Stanno cercando di rovesciare il governo italiano.
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Tutto bene grazie 😉
Mi piace quando in questo gioco avviene qualche novità inaspettata che lo rende più interessante rispetto alla routine quotidiana 🙂
Poi se qualcuno porta innovazioni politiche più o meno grandi o meno è sempre interessante.
Auguri per la vostra missione segretissima ( tranquilli che nessuno lo sa ) e speriamo che possiamo sempre ridere e sorridere in compagnia anche per tutto il corso di questo 2021 che si prospetta un anno lungo e periglioso...
Spiegate le vele dunque miei prodi!!!
Cazzate bene le gomene a babordo!!!
E fate buon viaggio senza dimenticare mai la rotta, che i venti dei mari siano sempre a voi più favorevoli, fino a destinazione!!!
Ahoy\o?
Come ti ho già detto tempo fa, gioco per divertirmi e per scrivere 2 cazzate con gli amici. Se un giorno non dovessi divertirmi più, o prendere troppo seriamente un giochino on-line , vorrebbe dire che è arrivato il momento di non loggare più 🙂
E' sempre un piacere, scambiare 2 parole con te . Che il vento ti sia favorevole sia qua che in RL
Ahoy \o?
Ti ho letteralmente appena detto qual è la missione segreta: rovesciare l'attuale governo italiano.
Non lasciarci mai per favore.
Yes Frank, this was the original plan before you wrote an article
Now we have to send another Pirate secret agent,
I think it will be ready for next Monday .
Please, silence this time otherwise we will understand that you are in the service of Titan and Italy and not Switzerland 😉
Ahoy \o?
TNS will be reporting on the new plan and the new spy as it happens.
I understand what you mean Frank, and I understand you.
But you must also understand our point of view. Espionage and counterintelligence in erep are done by a series of inputs and outputs that neither you nor I can interrupt.
As you may have understood, we Pirates are Italians of origin and in Italy we have a phrase (derived from Latin) that says:
'Come se fosse Antani,terapia tapioco sbiriguda oh cèihani, butta via tutto, butta via tutto'
For this reason, you will certainly agree with me, that stopping at this point is almost impossible.
Since we are talking about Switzerland, it is as if William Tell, instead of an apple, had shot the arrow at a banana ... This thing does not make sense.
Firstly because the banana is a tropical fruit and it doesn't grow in Switzerland, secondly because the banana has to be peeled.
The only person we Pirates knew many years ago (there was the soccer world cup) was a certain Moana (I think she was named after the protagonist of the Disney film Oceania) who made extensive use of bananas without peeling them first.
But, as you know, the world is beautiful because it is varied.
With this I think I have explained to you in a serious and convincing way how and why we will do what needs to be done.
For the supreme good of the people, and of the nation itself.
Until next time
Ahoy \o?
This is the kind of nonsensical nonsense I aspire to get rid of our glorious eNation. What areyou even saying? Is this a spam and who is Frank?
Hi Frank, your words have saddened me very much, being accused of trolling and spamming, while I was just trying to explain the point of view of the Pirates .... well, it will surely be a problem of different culture. we love you all the same
What would it be who is Frank? ... you are Frank, you thought I didn't recognize you? the fact that you have a red nose and a little white makeup on your face may deceive many, but not some old sea wolves like us.
But don't worry, for now we will be silent about your true identity, and then, if you don't hurt others, everyone must be free to live as they please. 😉
Ahoy \o?
Oh shit, I got caught. I beg of you not to say anything to Chris the unreasonable thief. I will pay you shush money.
o7
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Finally my two nice and prepared Italian pirate friends have decided to sail towards the native shores?
For Neptune's beard !!!
Body of a thousand whales !!!
It's true, I can confirm that Tim Buctu is in Italy for the moment !!!
What a joy ... and to think that the character with the clown face I thought was dedicated only to making jokes😉
I am very pleased and I hope that 2021 will be the year of the turning point for all the eItalian friends scattered throughout the Italian regions and dispersed in the various nations of the world ... down with the dictatorship, long live democracy !!!
Sadly he is there to spy on eItaly. He is reportedly paid 25k cc for this mission by Chris Jonadicus.
Tim always drink his martini shaken not stirred 😉
Ahoy \o?
Which is why he was selected to this evil mission. He can blend in easily.
I admit you are really creative, thanks for the good laugh ! 😃 😃 😃
Ahoy \o?
Not entertainment, just facts here.
I swear, the article is well written and it's really funny, I literally laughed for half an hour yesterday! : D
Ahoy! \ or?
Was meant to be infornative though lol
Just reading the title made me 😂
Indicates immaturity sadly then.
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Tim is a Swiss hero tef1, not a spy!
He being a spy makes him a hero, I completely 100% agree.
Who the hell are you? Lol
Devil's Agents 😉
Close but I am the Angel's agent.
I am Tef1. Subscribe for weekly lit articles that are fun and informative.
Informative. Ahahahahahah.
No.
Sadly, not all in my eNation is as smart as you so yes sadly even this is considered informative.
tef1 unmasked me ... my mission has practically failed ... I just have to go back to eSwitzerland.
Ahoy \ o?
😂 .
I am glad it is Tim who is assigned this mission. You would have let us down.
🙂
Wish Tim the best.
Hey Tim, please I beg you to come back soon. Make sure to find a lot of info about these pesky characters in eItaly though.
Tim, before you come back, seduce as many woman you can, Sean Connery taught us that they can't resist the charm of a sectret agent! 😃 😃 😃
Ahoy! \o?
Agent Tim Buctu, from Switzerland with love 😃 😃
I am sure they will spill the beans to get your lovable attention Tim, dont let us down.