The great misconception about this event !!
PlasticAlley
Hello friends, enemies and fellow soldiers.
We are coming to the end of another marvelous event,
organized by Mr. Plato and his magnificent team.
I am saddened to see people complain about the latest event,
so i will try to help them realize what this event was all about.
A lot of people confuse this event with the previous ones.
The previous ones were called "CRYPTO VAULT" events,
and the objective was to claim the keys for the vault,
while progressing in the weekly event and then claim the Sats
from the vault.
This one has a different title and a different objective.
The name of the event was CRYPTO VAULT HEIST !!
The objective of the event was to successfully claim your Sats
at day change, before the thieves managed to empty the vault !!
So, if you didn't manage to claim some or all the Sats that you could
claim according to the number of keys that you have, it's ok !!
It's perfectly normal..
Stop complaining !!
It's not a failed event, YOU failed !!
As always, i would like to thank the amazing Mr. Plato and
his wonderful team of fantastic developers and management.
(Which i hope to join soon)
PS. All the negative comments about the event will result in immediate perma-ban.
Comments
1st position is always reserved for the fantastic mr.Plato
Smooooooch
EREBUGLIK !!
Satoshi failed after 2 Sec Of Day Change!! Instead of Satoshi I got an error !! Database SQL ERROR !!!
After 16 years, the admins still couldn't find a solution for the scripts and bugs.
Plato If you don't know how to run and Manage a Game site, then return my EB !! EB Not Free !
https://s8.uupload.ir/files/satoshi_failed_uvgt.jpg
Yes Mr. Plato, i will perma-ban this pejmaaan dude
be careful.
After pressing the perma-ban button, you may encounter a database error message !!
HAHAHAHA
300 Satoshi Fart Keys For Sale !!
LOOOOL
Sounds as smth an obedient sheep would have written
Don't listen to him Mr. Plato,
you know how much i love you !!
*her
HAHAHAHA
Yea, don't listen to him Miss Platona
HAHAHAHA
In my case I would have to set the alarm for 5 A.M. to claim the prizes with the keys obtained.
I'm not going to cut my hours of sleep.
Yes Mr. Plato, i will perma-ban this Jaeger dude
lol, don't do it...people took everything in 5 min maaax
Yes Mr. Plato, i will perma-ban this Meis dude
It was called heist before too. We're then given 30 satoshi per key and there was no rush using all keys. Only in day one and day two the vault was depleted within minutes. Never within seconds.
Summary: less satoshi given in total and less satoshi given per key in this event.
Yes Mr. Plato, i will perma-ban this Bartholomew dude
I cross my fingers for a ban. Then I can finally stop playing this game.
HAHAHAHA
That's right, I checked my article of November 2022 stats and it was already called "Crypto Heist":
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eusa-population-november-2022-2761502
Do you have a sense of humor ??
haha funny vs
Thanks, you seem to be the only one that got this was a joke..
ikr, shows you how many ppl don't even read the event info... after you sarcastically said ppl were not reading the info, ppl got mad.. Not even looking to see if anything you said was true in the event info.. lol
huszonot o7
great press LMAO
ROFL premium press ...
This is the worst event they have come up with. And by "they" I mean the 6-year-old child that still runs this game. Solid media piece!
Yes Mr. Plato, i will perma-ban this EwokJedi dude
He is a Jedi, Plato can’t do sh*t to him!
Yes Mr. Plato, i will perma-ban this Junkrat dude as well..
Can you tell mr Plato to give junkrat's golds to my account when perma-banning him? Pleeeeeeaaaase
HAHAHAHA
Yeah he can give my 20 Gold to you guys
An event is a bonus. Take it or leave it.
e-Gods:
theocrats, dio, djoezike.
Creator of the e-world.
Plato.
Good or bad creation?
We play.
Plato is good, Plato is great (A. Morisette)
Very true but it doesn't take away our right to call BS when we see it 😉
Agree, we can do more than praying.
It's not Plato's fault! Here's who the real culprit is:
https://i.imgur.com/8EgSB3u.jpeg
VOTE 🙂
the SHIToshi event
Yes Mr. Plato, i will perma-ban this gat0flauta dude
Well, ok, usually after a week the stored keys are converted in CC. I gained 52 keys, so I still got something. Everyone should be happy.
Transaction finished. 500 Satoshi succesfully sent to PlasticAlley@wtf.gig.
HAHAHAHAHA
plato 3
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Outstanding article!
Please have Plato perma-ban me please
lol
HAHAHAHA