The Currahee - First Edition

Day 4,563, 20:01 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps



Day 4,563 of the New World
Gnilraps


CURRAHEE!

And greetings to all my brothers-in-arms in Easy Company, still the kickingest ass Military Unit in the game. I'm very pleased to introduce you to our new official MU Newspaper, THE CURRAHEE.





Easy Company was founded on day 1,201. We are only 4 days younger than eUSA's first MU, our friends over at US Army. For very good reason, we are a proud unit which has been recognized by many citizens as the best all-around MU in the country. At times, we have been recognized as among the best in the eWorld.




We are also the most decorated Military unit, even among the three Elite units in eUSA, EZC, War Inc., and Special Forces. We are proud to fight alongside both of those fine units.







We pull upon the risers
We fall upon the grass
We never land upon our feet
We always hit our ass.

Highty Tighty, Christ Almighty
Who the Hell are we?
Zim Zam god damn
We’re Airborne Infantry

Easy Company was one of the first Military Units in the eWorld to have its own Airborne Division. EZC Airborne was established on Day 3174, just 9 days after aircraft battle was introduced in eRepublik. We have more Airborne 1st Place Leaderboard Medals than any MU in the eWorld. 181 First Place Damage awards and 184 First Place Kills awards. There is almost no way to say too much about them, so we simply say, CURRAHEE!

Just like all of eRepublik, Easy Company has experienced decline as the game base has declined. But we are still here together as we stand alone.

We are Easy Company!






Our leadership has been gathering daily over the past week discussing a broad range of plans to inject some new life into our MU. We plan to roll out these announcements starting with today and the publication of this very first edition of THE CURRAHEE. It is sure to be a collector's item, so save this copy for posterity.

As eUSA now enters into a period of relative peace, having signed the recent peace pact with Asteria, we will be reporting on everything our ground troops and airmen need to know to thrive in the Training Wars.

And we, the fighting men and women of Easy Company, promise eUSA that when we are once again called to active duty, we will rain down damage until our enemies beg for mercy.

CURRAHEE! CURRAHEE! CURRAHEE!