Thank you Sir! May I have another?!

Day 5,153, 21:59 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by Thee Dude

Greetings my fellow Citizens of these here United States of eAmerica. I hope this day finds you well.
After lengthy deliberations with my Cabinet and Advisors, I have changed my mind, and have decided to run for a fourth term as Country President. If re-elected I will continue to serve our Country to the best of my abilities as we move forward into the new year.

I would like to thank my Cabinet for their incredible work this past month. Great work as always. I wouldn’t do it without you. Thank you for your sacrifices in service to this Country.

Thanks to all the Citizens who follow the daily Battle Orders and do all the heavy lifting of keeping our TW’s on track. I can assure you that the Citizens of the USA are among the most disciplined in the entire eWorld when it comes to TWs.

Thank you to all the MU commanders and Officers who keep their DOs current. Post the National BOs on their MU feeds, and keep our soldiers up to date with their guns pointed in the right direction.

Thank you Congress for your great voting discipline these last few months. You help keep our enemies guessing! Great work on keeping the donation laws rolling in a timely manner. These are critical for our country’s budget. Thanks for always keeping an eye on our country’s treasury. And thank you for your service.

I’d also like to thank all of the Political Parties for the relatively minor amounts of political infighting we’ve had over the last 10 months or so. I was very pleased to see people who might normally be on opposite sides of an issue, work together to do whats best for the country, rather than just their Party. Call me a dreamer, but I for one would like to see this situation continue.

Thank you to all of our Brothers and Sisters in Asteria for having our backs and always being there with your Strength, Wisdom, and Resolve. We are very proud to be members of such a great Alliance.

And speaking of which, in case you didn’t notice, our very own MoFA Herr Vootsman was recently elected as Secretary General of Asteria! A well deserved show of confidence by the leaders of Asteria countries. Even you 2 clickers should recognize what a HUGE step it is to see an American elected to SG of Asteria. Way to go Voots! You make us all proud sir. Thank you for all your hard work for this Country and now for Asteria herself.

You may have noticed some recent unwelcome guests to our fair shores. Your government is hard at work dealing with these threats. We may be off to a bit of a rocky start, but we will make the right moves to remedy this situation. Keep fighting and keep up to date on where to drop your damage.
So come the 5th I would appreciate your vote for Country President. My Cabinet and I are ready to continue serving this Great Country of ours to the best of our abilities. We do this for all of you.
Thank you for your time today and remember to…
VOTE THEE DUDE ON THE 5TH!