Politicians cant solve every problem in the eWorld

Day 4,393, 16:43 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

And not really in real life as well.

Face it in some countries a vote for a certain party is a vote for corruption.

Nepotism and cronyism usually follow suit:

Someone proposed Rusty Doorknob (thats his true surname) as Taoiseach



IN OTHER WORDS THIS WHOLE MONTH IF NO ONE STANDS AGAINST HIM THERE WILL BE A CIRCUS WITHOUT A CLOWN!


As a professional elephant trainer for about 5 years I can tell you any absence of a circus professional is no laughing matter.

Ofc when Dumbo became country president of Bulgoria Mamekistan after a mudslide ......took care of the babboon and monkey running against him .. I was out of a job...

Because in real life Rusty is a circus clown and everyone knows clowning is a full time occupation he cant be clowning here and in rl .

It causes sad clown which is some kind of std. Bloke might infect other clowns.

This eWorld can survive a nuclear bomb but not a lot of sad clowns.



There we goes


Shiver the little children


I wanna be bored


impair my drivers lunar speech


you can always borrow

some of his manifesto leaked out im afraid though

RUSTY'D MANIFESTO

1. Promise a better tomorrow(yeah right)

2. a land of prosperity and hope( hope they will see their money again after me nicks it )

3. bury all citizens under mountains of potatoes.

4. talk a lot of bs with a lot of people for a month

5. improve their outlook on life (by clearing up the mountains of money that blocks them from see'ing stuff)

6. blame the accountant( ofc everyone will belief me)

7. divvy up the take with party members.