Paper 1, The beginning and probably the end.

Day 4,257, 04:47 Published in United Kingdom Argentina by Smallman

Hello all, this isn't a normal news paper, this is more like a funny go wind down kinda place, on a weekly basis i'm going to look at posting riddles, funny meme's pictures and looking at the good stuff from Erepblik and stay away from politics and anything else argumentative.

Brain teaser anyone?
1.Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?


2.In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?




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Answers below:

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Answer: All of them

In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?
Answer:The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.