Ordo Heriticus - Clerics Academy
Day 2,178, 21:37
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by Releasethe Krakken
Ordo Heritucus
The Ordo Hereticus (The Threat Within) - Investigates and roots out heresy, mutation, and rogues from humanity, and polices false Clerics. ๏̯͡ ๏
I am certain when Daghda created our academy he had the intention to troll that great MU of ours the Clerics.
Indeed divine intervention lead to him subconsciously creating a recruitment centre for up and coming clerics. Brothers your commitment to the wholesale change by STO (Spiritual Take Over) of this wretched heretic country is indeed appreciated.
Indeed I can also reveal that there is no false clerics as all clerics was accepted by his grace Kurgan who after subjecting the candidates to rigorous "path of enlightnement " routines have bestowed upon them the cloak of cleric.
But we thank our academy for seeking out impostors or false clerics and thereby saving their wretched souls from brother krakken punishing them.
Uhmm brother Careful was indeed not careful when he visited Brazil and his cloak got stolen by street urchins near a train station. We expect a street urchin cleric too soon rise from the streets of Brazil that will lead his fellow SU out of the grime. We have already appointed a name for them Street Urchins Ireland or SUI not to be confused with Society of United Fans of IRELAND SUI whose ranks is filled with heretic scum of the earth. Anyways until the angels weave him another cloak he is wearing a guerrilla suit as punishment. Bad brother Careful.
Anyways here is the progress reports for the now heretics on their way to enlightened future clerics.
For those of you with minus percentages your new nail beds will soon arrive.
Your diets is as follow for the next five years
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner:
4 slices of plain Bread with 1 litre of water
On special occasions
4 slices of bread with butter and marmite + 1 litre of oros.
Special treat!!!! 1 Salami from Kurgan
For those with positive percentages.
We have our medieval feast package
or your all you can eat clerics card for your take-away joint of your choice
Accomodation
Spiritual enlightenment classes by our wonderful cleric teachers
After their re-education is completed Kurgan will personally visit each and every one of you so that you are right for the clerics when you join
A spiritual message brought to you by Brother krakken member of the Clerics.
The Ordo Hereticus (The Threat Within) - Investigates and roots out heresy, mutation, and rogues from humanity, and polices false Clerics. ๏̯͡ ๏
I am certain when Daghda created our academy he had the intention to troll that great MU of ours the Clerics.
Indeed divine intervention lead to him subconsciously creating a recruitment centre for up and coming clerics. Brothers your commitment to the wholesale change by STO (Spiritual Take Over) of this wretched heretic country is indeed appreciated.
Indeed I can also reveal that there is no false clerics as all clerics was accepted by his grace Kurgan who after subjecting the candidates to rigorous "path of enlightnement " routines have bestowed upon them the cloak of cleric.
But we thank our academy for seeking out impostors or false clerics and thereby saving their wretched souls from brother krakken punishing them.
Uhmm brother Careful was indeed not careful when he visited Brazil and his cloak got stolen by street urchins near a train station. We expect a street urchin cleric too soon rise from the streets of Brazil that will lead his fellow SU out of the grime. We have already appointed a name for them Street Urchins Ireland or SUI not to be confused with Society of United Fans of IRELAND SUI whose ranks is filled with heretic scum of the earth. Anyways until the angels weave him another cloak he is wearing a guerrilla suit as punishment. Bad brother Careful.
Anyways here is the progress reports for the now heretics on their way to enlightened future clerics.
For those of you with minus percentages your new nail beds will soon arrive.
Your diets is as follow for the next five years
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner:
4 slices of plain Bread with 1 litre of water
On special occasions
4 slices of bread with butter and marmite + 1 litre of oros.
😃
Special treat!!!! 1 Salami from Kurgan
For those with positive percentages.
We have our medieval feast package
or your all you can eat clerics card for your take-away joint of your choice
Accomodation
Spiritual enlightenment classes by our wonderful cleric teachers
After their re-education is completed Kurgan will personally visit each and every one of you so that you are right for the clerics when you join
A spiritual message brought to you by Brother krakken member of the Clerics.
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Releasethe B*tthurt 😛
Thank you daghdha for accepting The Word of Heavens and putting your once evil MU into a service of Clerics.
Clearly you still feel guilt for libertad treason and was looking for a way to clear your sins......
"there there poor wayward heretic [pats daghda on head]"
Whooh, 99% but Yddub is higher then me. I laughed a bit at this one, good article.
+99%?! Woohoo!
why did i get +25%??
and was Gormley copying off Ronan again, its the only way he'd get +99%..lol
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/rankings-military/1/54
Why are the Clerics out of the top 5 MU's list, did your god abandon you in favour of Ordo Hereticus as its in third position today?,
Power of Clerics is beyond corporeal or virtual realms and we infulence events in scale this silly game can't measure...
Your MU is in service of Clerics just like any other MU....
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Greatest power of Heavens is in using evil, douche and butthurt humans, events....even military units in some broken online game...and turning it into a weapons of good.
Although original purpose of Ordo Hereticus was a product of a massive butthurt....result came different....
Now This MU serve Clerics and it is a slave to The Word of Heavens even some of them still don't realise that.
-As State Prior, Prior of Clerics and Cleric of The Word i approve this article and bless it with a holy vote....as always
You guys are incredible 😃
Coz of The Word....it makes us incredible and also our hair looks amazing...
"Uhmm brother Careful was indeed not careful "
Lol love it.
Yep, more than once ive failed to my own name 😛
Only 50%? I think you rigged the numbers.
with your poor heretic soul we saw a big struggle between orc evil and clerics light . we also saw a horn growing out of your back .
Well the horn is not growing out of my back that is for sure.
OK, I got a problem with this list. James calls you a pedafile and I get ranked lower on the list them him. I want to be more popular with the Clerics!!!! I demand a recount.
patience young heretic patience 1 does ot become cleric by merely clicking a lik
I bet you can't come up with a screenshot of me saying that.
Keller, since joined SUI sees pedos everywhere.
You realize that Keiller is not a member of SUI.
FREE FOOD!
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/100-energy-for-all-2333486/1/20
oh no! I don't want Kurgan to visit me! : P