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Men in Skirts

Day 3,457, 17:55 • Published in United Kingdom

• by GLaDos.

I have only been back in the eUK for a smidgen of time and am already deeply disturbed by what I have seen.

There appears to have been a complete loss of consciousness, enabling a group of meta-gaming role players to take control of the nations coffers.

This type of (pig) disgusting tomfoolery cannot be allowed to prevail. The eWorld is a torturous enough hellhole of depravity, without exposing our mighty borders to such lackluster a whimsy. This game has no room for fantasy. Our Mighty Nation is a SERIOUS BUSINESS.

I shall be dedicating several minutes a day over the coming period, to explore how we can get our nation on a firmer footing. Anyone who is vaguely interested in helping should PM me.

There will be Cake. And probably weapons. And maybe a harem.

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GLaDos. Day 3,457, 17:58

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