How to get into Congress.
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by Rylde
I've discovered a surfire way to get into Congress monthly. With strategy and technique you can become a congressman of eCanada as well just by following these simple steps.
-Move and run in a location no one gives a rats ass about. I went with the *&%# hole of Saskatchewan.
-Don't message any of the people living there full time. There dumb to live there in the first place. Why waste your time on 2 clickers that probably belong to the DAL party anyways.
-Taunt your congress competition that is running in that province as well. It will cause fear and respect for your aggressive prowess.
-Tell your friends to vote for you and that you will be a jerk in govt to piss off your enemies.
-Do not be on the day of the election. Do not send moving tickets to your supporters and by all means don't beg for support like a bum looking for loose change.
-Call down the province your running in whenever possible and do not bother giving them a platform for you to be accountable to later. It will make your life easier and your enemies can not hold you to anything.
-By all means when you get in be a jackass whenever possible so you will be remembered next election. I myself have already started by voting against the USA MPP. I did so because I felt like it at the time and my vote didn't matter like all real politics.
Follow these simple steps and your 5 gold will be assured in a Congress election. If you follow these steps and didn't make it obviously you weren't being enough of an A-hole or you have no friends.
I'd like to thank Saskatchewan for nothing as its a waste of space in our country. The real thanks goes to my friends that elected me in for the lulz. I told that DAL punk he was not going to beat me in SASK and he didn't because he's a spineless politician that roles over at the first sign of competition.
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Woo Hoo! Once again, the LulZ are victorious! Say Hi to Citizen B in congress for me.
Yeah! we win again. oh man we are going to jack this country up beyond repair! seriously! our platform was to build a giant sawblade to cut the UK off of Europe and attach it onto Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WON! for the LULZ
Another classic from Rylde
at least youre honest
Congrats Rylde!
Also, the CPF didn't run a candidate in Saskatchewan.
Things would have been different if we had.
😉
Other than that - most of your list checks out.
Yeah Karsten would have been out. You should have run someone there dumbass. It could of been me but u wanted to put work shackles on me.
heh.
If I wanted to, I could have. In fact, if I REALLY wanted, I could have taken you both out.
I can PWN ANY non hospital region. It ain't rocket science to get voted into Saskatchewan.
However, other priorties for the CPF were present - so Saskatchewan and Yukon were both scrapped.
Seeing as I won 13 seats and you won one - I am not the dumbass.
😉
Have fun in Congress with your non political organization.
Yeah, classic for sure. Though less "class" and more "sick" would be a good summary.
Imma just getting your goat Rylde. Not that you care what anyone says about you. So just let me shout this out and pay no attention:
"Rylde is a threat to public security and should be fined 5 Gold to pay for damages."
Puffing out your chest like a gorilla with some polical posturing LMAO. I so enjoy these petty shows Tyler.
Tyler, have you ever even heard of teh LulZ before? Seriously man, even if you had run someone in Sask, Rylde would have gotten more votes than your candidate. 🙂
and LOL at you winning 13 seats, hahaha that's a laugh.
@ TemujinBC
blah, blah, blah. Sure I've heard of teh lulz before. That was when *you worked against Canadian Defense Updates national orders, wasn't it? haha, teh lulz.
Take a seat beside Tamas and be done with it.
blah, blah, blah sure, I've done the opposite of Canadian Defense Updates national orders. Everyone knows that I was a part of that little show, it is not news. But it was pretty funny. Addy, myself, and several others had more laughs on that night than on any other day since we started eRep.
What I cannot understand is why you felt the need to come to Rylde's article and flame it like you have. And you make yourself look like an asshole in the process.
"If I wanted to, I could have. In fact, if I REALLY wanted, I could have taken you both out.
I can PWN ANY non hospital region..."
As though you are the entire CPF, and that the efforts of everyone else in your party was meaningless.
"Seeing as I won 13 seats and you won one - I am not the dumbass"
Yeah man, you sound like a complete dumbass here, because Rylde wasn't even "trying" to win, yet he did. And he certainly wasnt trying to win any more than one seat, though you seem to think that you single-handedly won 13 by yourself.
"Have fun in Congress with your non political organization."
Crimson Canucks is a non-political organization, and although I don't speak for Rylde, I suspect he will have a lot of fun in Congress. A hell of a lot of fun, and a damned sight more fun that you could ever imagine.
Onward, then.
u guys are raging
Shuttup Julian you filthy americ... oh, hey, hello there! 🙂 If you ever want to move up north, we could use another land worker LOL
srsly, teh lulz rock!
~fkuu~
Oh yeah, and like Addy said,
~fkuu~
hahah way to go Rylde, give em hell in congress
~fkuu~
teh lulz huh? lol nice! voted and subbed for future lulz!
voted
So be it.
😉
so nice to see people having fun! i wish i had voted but i didnt. and you got in anyway yay!
Oh look, it's Howlin Mad Dog Durden
Craziest politico in the eWest
Voted and subbed - as much for the fun of reading the comments as for the enjoyment of the article itself. 🙂
Thanks Ohms 🙂
Nice Article
V+S
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I am begeing to think eRomania should have a name change to eRomanianallies, its all we ever hear.
"Take a seat beside Tamas and be done with it."
Oh tyler, just because I won't go to the ball with you. 🙁
I thought you and your little non Canadian sect was leaving for Peru anyway?
Good read.
Hmmm... is TFD calling us out? Crap, I might even vote for Rylde next time
I laughed at Tyler even attempting to call anything out.
Things have cooled down. I had a chat with Tyler last night.We'll continue to butt heads over a couple issues, but are trying to resolve them.
Tis the season to be merry!
~fkuu~
lol
lol just admit you did it for the gold Rylde 😛
"I thought you and your little non Canadian sect was leaving for Peru anyway?"
Tamas you are probably the biggest dumb f*** evar. I can't stand you.
That five gold will be put to good use ensuring teh lulZ continues in Canada.
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fkuu (don't use ~ Noyst wins everytime it is used, no matter what is in the middle)
Thats funny Spence because I am struggling to like quite a lot of your ridiculous little group.
But way to go with the mature comments, its all good Self Progressive Front stuff, now all we need is the pet gobshite to turn up with some equally formidable comment and we can really get the party started.
Your sole purpose in life is to be an annoying little git, I am quite sure of this. Everything you say is political and partisan, my eyes start bleeding every time I see your post. I don't know if it is because you are butt hurt over something or this is just built into your character, but one more snarky comment from you and I'd rather eKill myself.
lmfao wow tem, that was a tongue lashing if i ever read one
How is tricking Canadians to fight in the wrong battle, or on the wrong side, lulz?
All you did was hurt our country and our allies. If you found it humorous hurting our country, then you're just a disgrace to Canada.
Tamas the troll is quite the little expert on politics, considering he's never been in Congress. I wonder how he managed to do that.
I just like how i did all these things and still got in.
"Tamas the troll is quite the little expert on politics, considering he's never been in Congress. I wonder how he managed to do that."
pimps here, lets get the party started!
I've only ever run for congress twice many months ago that would explain it.
I've never said i'm an expert in politics, but I can see a national problem when I see one.
And spence as I mentioned I am not political, I am against the types of people that will do anything to grab any form of power I find them to be against what ever eCountry they are in. the Self Progressive Front are quite good at that.
Meh as long as he's trolling you guys and not CC.
voted. go rylde
Give it time Rylde, I only have so many goats.
Tamas: there was a time when declaring one's self "non political" required them to not be a member of ANY political party - and certainly not to run for congress.