FyROM goes HOMe!

Day 2,042, 04:12 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by Nyx Lynx

It all started with the epic Fail-ROM move of proposing an Airstrike against ePakistan.

Then we slapped MPP after MPPs on the table, all our friends and allies gathered, DIO warriors were waiting with an eyebrow raised at the audacity of trying to mess with holy sand.



This made FyLOL anxious and they started to vote the AS down for a while. Comedy of errors ensued and the FyMoD did a double-take, issued orders by editing his paper and then did a triple-take by re-editing it saying the AS(s) was good to go.

We were all ready with our stash of tanks, zookas, boosters, EB, BB, SB, ABC, DE, FY, RO and Ms.

But soon our faces looked like this ----> 😐 due to the underwhelming performance of our perpetrators.

Strywgr during the battle coordination:



People in our Strategy Headquarters were face-keyboarding as they got sleepy and almost fell asleep on their keyboards.


IRC attack?

FyLOL was failing on battlefield and thought they would hurt us by spamming the supply form on our supply channel.

We said, two can play this game and spammed them back in their channel. And the FyBOT broke and their supplies halted for Fyve minutes. The only thing that FyLOL managed to hurt yesterday was my sides from uncontrollable laughing.

The funniest thing was when TheJakal was asking “Dude was this all a troll?”
No TheJakal this was a serious Training AirStrike.

The Training AirStrikes [ T-ASS ]

FyLOL has now introduced a new fad on erep called Training AirStrikeS where an eCountry gathers a lot of energy and money to randomly pick targets and embarrass themselves by doing a FailStrike.

This genius move that puts Einstein’s theory of Sanity to shame, hopes to serve as a rehearsal Training Ground Sky for a “normal” AS that is going to happen on… Antarctica.

We harbor no resentment or illwill against FyLOL for doing the AS on us. We on the other hand thank them for the entertainment.

At one point of time, I thought I was going to die laughing, but by the mercy of DIO I am still alive and laughing.
Why is the RUM gone?



Many of them like Shoi for example, were asking,
“What the hell is FyROM doing?”

Methinks they are sloshed and high on FyRUM
How we fried FryROM:



5 Points for 5ROM!

THANK YOU ALLIES, FRIENDS AND EVERYONE WHO FOUGHT BY OUR SIDE.

Finally, the FyRUN:

Map Error 404:

FyROM Not Found


- Nyx Lynx
(May the love of DIO be with you forever)
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