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Experience Level Race TV

Day 5,669, 03:30 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Wilhem Klink

Unknown to many, eRepublik has a streaming movie and TV service, eRepTV. When one engages in Experience Level Racing, one gets access to the basic service, but it doesn't get many shows and the shows offered are mostly short-run cancelled series from the 1970s thru the 1990s.

We have all 13 episodes of "Good Time Girls" PLUS all 36 episodes of "Angie"!

Basic sports coverage include retrospective games of the worst goaltenders in hockey

and highlights of the CrossFit Channel that shows people endlessly talking about CrossFit

Ivan (crossfit) was coming home (crossfit) and decided to hit (crossfit) the gym and get a short (crossfit) workout in before ( crossfit) dinner

But, in true eRep fashion, there are several packs available to help out the Racers needing tips & tricks on gaining experience points.

For 12 gold per month you can get the classic Star Trek to give ELR inspiration

It also comes with the Star Trek motion pictures. Well, the odd numbered ones, anyway.

Boy, that Shatner can act!

Plenty of self-motivation available

Only three levels this week? I must be punished.

If deep space exploration isn't your thing, there's the "Catch Phrase TV" pack. Its a bit more at 15 gold per month, but you get all the shows with catch phrases that were repeated every episode and even got put on t-shirts

Jimmy Walker from "Good Times"

Smarmy British judge

Urkel. Repeatedly. Make it stop.

And his lesser known catch phrase

If that wasn't enough, eRepTV sells a Motivational Pack (29.99 gold) that has supports the Racer in their quest, giving just the right amount of positive feedback on racing

I'm motivated.

Oh...I've been doin' it wrong

I've developed that

I...will..obey

All in all, eRepTV is nearly the best part of Experience Level Racing, almost as good as the smug feeling of superiority one gets when you tell people you're an experience level racer.

Barney Fife is definitely an ELR

Two race fans are engaged in an Experience Level Race and getting the eRep TV package
TemujinBC - Dyn-o-mite? I think you mean Dyn-o-saur!
Wilhem Klink - Knows exactly what Willis was talking about

The winner is the first to add 100 experience levels to their profile. Said winner gets to lord it over the loser, confident in their superiority as evidenced in an dizzyingly pointless 15-year old browser-based game that, for some reason, still doles out bazooka parts.

And loser has to donate ~~100,000~~ 200,000cc for enhanced payouts to the Hot Air Program (a program the entirety of eCanada loves - I mean every single True Canadian, patriots and heroes all).

The Starting point of this historic epic