Day 3145 Florida man episode 3 #BREAKINGNEWSCPMIGHTBEFLORIDAMAN
suezo31
Just stumbled upon a gem of gem ''allegedly'' Mike might be from florida...Also put a few oldies but goodies in there, enjoy!
Florida man episode 3
Voodoo Client Made Threats, Man Tells Cops
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dissatisfied-voodoo-customer-537920
***I will be awaiting an article explaining why your voodoo didn't work Mike.***
Florida man suspected of dumping 'liquid feces' into pool
Florida man pulls AK-47 during family dispute at grocery store
Florida man punches wife after she insults his male parts
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/police-florida-man-punches-wife-after-she-insults-/nrpJY/
Man Who Went on Mac and Cheese Tirade Is Arrested in Florida
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-mac-cheese-tirade-arrested-florida-40195923
Sex or death? Florida woman threatens man with hatchet for refusing nookie
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3664934/Florida-woman-26-threatens-man-hatchet-refusing-sleep-her.html/
FLORIDA MAN APPLIES FOR BUCCANEERS HEAD COACHING JOB
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/florida-man-applies-for-buccaneers-head-coaching-job/
I'm sure a bunch of you guys are thinking of doing exactly the same thing with your local/national football club right now.
Florida man is so sick of living on Lake Horney that he is petitioning to have name changed
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3630496/Florida-man-sick-living-Lake-Horney-petitioned-changed.html
Miami homeowner, bird thieves exchange gunfire; 2 parrots stolen
http://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-homeowner-bird-thieves-exchange-gunfire-2-parrots-stolen/
Florida baby sitter accused of teaching boy to set off acid bombs
http://www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-baby-sitter-accused-of-teaching-boy-to-set-off-acid-bombs
Florida man attacks flea market clerk with samurai sword, beats 82-year-old man with pole, blames ‘poltergeist’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-slashes-clerk-sword-blames-poltergeist-article-1.2525162
A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas
http://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/04/25/a-florida-man-was-rescued-and-fined-140k-after-trying-to-ride-a-bubble-to-the-bahamas
Florida man becomes internet star over 'stolen' chicken nuggets from Burger King
http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/florida-man-quits-his-job-burger-king-steals-all-c/nqCQP/
Florida man tries to steal python, puts it down his pants
This last one is old but is amongst the best for sure...
Man ''high on meth'' fights off 15 police officers while masturbating
Now that's commitment..
My cum-fu is better than you cum-fu..
#DEFLEPPARDTRIBUTE?
Please leave your own one liners, might be enclined to give the best one a prize
No Florida man was harmed again during this weeks news report, simply couldn't find a funny death, better luck next time.
These are all actual headlines from various ( granted sometimes dubious ) internet news outlets. The Royal Navy Reader is not responsible for any side-effects caused by the reading of this article.
***I'm looking for a meme artist to embelish my articles PM me if interested***
Eso is good :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdeC_TC_PI
There Jimmy, the word is in my article now gib votes u feck
Hope ya'll enjoyed, Florida man will be back soon with episode 4.
Cheers,
Suezo
Comments
I'm sorry Voodoo is currently on holiday. After this shocking discovery ESO have denounced him as an official member of ESO after he failed to fix mine and Curtis' relationship!
And you're the first person in a while to say "ESO is good"... even if you didn't mean the Party the thought is appreciated 🙂
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